Where Is My Head?

I was in my office this past Friday in the afternoon where My friend, Tonia walked and immediately she entered, we all shouted, "Up NEPA!" They just restored the power supply and it's all Tonia's Goodluck as we complimented her presence that brought us light.

The wall socket where I charge my phone was just beside me, so I didn't get up unlike others running helter-skelter to charge their phones. The running up and down was so funny which is a bold impression that the electricity company can not be trusted, oftentimes when the light comes, before one could plug anything, the light has been seized and there's nothing you can do other than pour curses on them...curses that don't affect them because if these curses have been working, all of them would have died.

"Where's my head?" That's what we heard from Tonia as we looked up to see her standing with her hands resting on her waist.
"Ohhhh! Where's my head" she said again with a loud tone which got all of us in the shop focused on her trying to figure out what she meant by that.

"Head?? What do you mean by where's your head? Is that not your head on your neck?" One of us said out of curiosity.

Tonia didn't give in to the question rather, she began to lament, "He gave me head this morning..."

"Head!" We said in unison and burst into laughter. That was when Tonia's sense returned to her skull.

"No no no, it's not what you guys mean. It's not that head ooooo!" She said trying to justify herself but we were lost in laughter already.

"No way! You're trying to cover up. We must know who gave you head this morning. Who's that? Is it Ezekiel?" I chipped in followed by laughter.

"No na, I was referring to the charger head that my neighbour gave me this morning, I left it here earlier in the morning when I came," she said as she bent down to search for the charger head everywhere in the shop.

So you can not say "charger head". "Is it how heavy your mouth was?"
We hissed and left her to search for the charger head all by herself.

After some seconds, she found it in the space she had searched before. How did the charger head appear there? No one knew, maybe the charger had a disappearing spirit.

She rushed to plug her phone like Usain Bolt because her battery was at 4% and immediately she plugged in, the light disappeared, ops!! she was so disappointed and began to lament again, " Nobody answered me when I was looking for my head oo, now the light is gone".

A lady who was just a few metres away from where she was began to laugh, "Your head is on your neck, since you had a head should we look for another head for you?"

The woman's response got us laughing once again, while Tonia's face was so strong that she took some bitter pill.

She gently picked up her "head" from the socket and left us in the shop, after 10 minutes she left, the light was restored once again and then we began laughing again, "maybe her head didn't want to be used to charge her phone, oh NEPA" someone uttered and in less than five minute time, we saw Tonia running toward us again with her head, she needed to charge using her head.

After she plugged in her phone she began to laugh at herself for making a mess of herself earlier, "See what this head made me do today. Y'all aren't nice at all oooo" She said jokingly and waited for her phone to charge a bit before leaving my shop.