Prank | Love Happens

At the age of 28years, I've never been in a relationship both physically or romantically. During this period, I'm always depressed, and worried. I always felt like I was falling behind in all aspect, I was afraid that by not been in relationship, dating and falling in and out of love, I was missing out on something big and not living a full life. Sometimes, I look everywhere for justification for my disinterest. Am I Asexual or Demi-sexual? Is it low self-esteem or social anxiety keeping me for pulling myself out there?. On several occasions have tried being In a relationship but none of it working out. I became worried and decided to put on a prank on my female friend using my Whats-app.
This prank was absolute the best prank, because of this prank my best victim became my wife a few years later but at that time, We were just a friend and nothing else. However I found out that this prank was what got my future wife attention and started paying attention to me.
It began on one Thursday evening, I was bored and I have played different kind of game on my phone but still bored. And that is a dangerous thing for me. So i decided to play a prank on 4 victim from my list, that I had a crushes on. I texted the 4 victims. On each of this text, I put the following "I'll soon became Homosexual and had no reason to fall in love". She didn't take long the first victims, came online and open the message. It was Yetunde, she's a religious person and pretty girl as well. She read the message and never replied me. The
second victim, her name is Olamide, I liked her, very friendly and understanding. But something comes up, disaster hit!. Her boyfriend found out, after he found out. she recorder everything her boyfriend said and send it to me. This is the summary of what her boyfriend; Attention seeker, go to hell and become anything you wanted to become, stay away from my girlfriend, Gay in the making. I didn't know she now in a relationship, the last time I checked she was single I
shouldn't have message her in the first place. Things isn't going as planned but i need to finish my prank
The thirds victims was my old time friend, her name is Precious an Igbo girl, with average height and dark complexions. She always comes online In the night, I saw the blue tick lines indicating that she has read my message and is like she left online, the moment she read my message. She always read meaning to things and very educative, 5 minutes later she came back and drop me a short note, best of luck and then block me. The last victim was the best and she was the woman. I would eventually marry but as I said before we're just friends and course-mate during my university days. So I was sitting and having faith in God that the last person is going to favor me. I keep on checking my phone if there's any messages from my last victims. Here comes her message; Sir, hope everything is okay don't become a gay ooo. I started laughing and texted her back with laugh emoji. However, That night we still had a long conversation, and from there she told me she had notice things about me since university days and she wish we could try an adventure together and put a try on love and if it didn't work then we can walk out.
God do work in a mysterious way, He used my prank to get me a wife and also my 2 personality trait to attract my wife, gentleness and hardworking. With God all things are possible.
Thanks for reading my blog!.
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