Blurt.media Radio - Blurt.blog Hobby Money
by @offgridlife on OGMedia
View my bio on Blurt.media: https://blurt.media/c/offgridlife 
Got my coffee
Got my keyboard
Got my big ideas
And my tiny attention span, baby
[Verse 1]
I get paid to overshare, can you believe that?
Clicking “post” on my breakfast, and it pays for the tab
Rambling long on my sandwich like it’s high cuisine
By dessert I’m preaching politics on your home screen
Scroll past my art shot, crooked little doorframe
Caption runs a mile, never even said your name
On the chain with the cranks, saints, and money talk fiends
We debate the whole world
While I’m typing in my jeans
[Chorus]
Blurt, blues, and blog money
Swinging through the timeline, sounding so funny
Post it, toast it, let that ticker climb
Making a good living off my pastime
Blurt, blues, and blog money
Laughing while the haters call it “not real” money
I just hit “publish,” sit back, unwind
Turn my little hobby to a goldmine
[Verse 2]
Shoot a short film in my hallway, call it “deep”
Trip on the tripod, that’s the best take, keep
Upload the bloopers with a serious face
Critics in the comments say it “redefined space”
Religion on Monday, cash talk Tuesday night
Wednesday I’m explaining why everybody’s “right”
Freedom in the feed, yeah, it’s messy by design
But that messy little mess
Still sends dollars down the line
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[whispered vocals]
Politics in pajama pants
Big thoughts, stained T-shirt, background plants
Religion in a swivel chair sermon
Pause for a snack, then back to the learning
[louder, vibratory]
I’m an amateur philosopher with grocery bags
Funded by my keyboard and a couple hashtags
Smile on my face when the payout hits
That’s my kind of sermon
Those are my holy tips
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