The Crypto Cabaret
by @offgridlife on OGMedia
View my bio on Blurt.media: https://blurt.media/c/offgridlife 
Oh, I’m mining gold from memes today,
With hashtags bold and puns to play.
Short films, jokes, and blogs I write,
Web3 dreams in the crypto night.
Ignore the boos, the downvote crew,
Monero’s calling, I’m passing through.
[Prechorus]
From Litecoin stacks to Atomic trades,
I’ll dance this jig till the buzz parade.
[Chorus]
Earn it, spin it, hashtags win it,
Crypto coins with a tango in it!
Laugh at the Hivemind, let 'em jeer,
Buy Monero, my path is clear.
[Verse 2]
Accordion sings, the fiddle sways,
The tuba’s deep in this blockchain maze.
Trumpets cheer as I post my lore,
Each pun a key to the crypto store.
Big drums boom as the tokens fall,
Who needs approval? I’ll take it all.
[Prechorus]
Convert, invest, it’s a memer’s spree,
Web3’s the stage, and the joke’s on me.
[Chorus]
Earn it, spin it, hashtags win it,
Crypto coins with a tango in it!
Laugh at the Hivemind, let 'em jeer,
Buy Monero, my path is clear.
Your upvotes and comments are much appreciated! 😊