The Joe Rogan Christmas Experience

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Oh, Santa Claus, he’s no jolly fool,
He’s an arctic shaman, breaking every rule.
With a mushroom red and spotted white,
He’s flying high through the Christmas night.

The reindeer prance, they’ve caught the vibe,
Dancing like they’re on a sleigh-bound jive.
Oh, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph too—
Looks like they’ve had a psychedelic brew.

[Chorus]
It’s the Joe Rogan Christmas Experience, my friend,
Where myths and science meet and blend.
Santa’s on a trip, and the elves are, too,
Making toys with a cosmic view.

[Verse 2]
In the toy shop deep, where the secrets hide,
Elves with mushrooms are electrified.
They’re building trains that run on dreams,
And teddy bears with quantum beams.

Santa chants in his ancient tongue,
A shaman’s song that’s never unsung.
Through the aurora, he takes his flight,
Guided by the northern lights.

[Prechorus]
Oh, Joe Rogan, have you heard?
Santa’s story is quite absurd.
But maybe truth is stranger still,
A mushroom sleigh on a snowy hill.

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