The Joe Rogan Christmas Experience with Amanita Muscaria

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Gather 'round the podcast glow,
Let me tell you what I know,
About a bearded sage in snow,
A shamanic Arctic show.
He’s no mall-Santa with a plastic grin,
No, this Santa’s steeped in ancient sin.

[Prechorus]
With reindeer that soar,
And a mushroom galore,
It’s not your grandma’s Christmas lore.

[Chorus]
Oh, it’s the Joe Rogan Christmas Experience,
A sleigh ride of fungal delirious brilliance.
Elves crafting toys while they hum ancient chants,
And reindeer high-stepping like they’re in a trance.

[Verse 2]
Deep in the tundra where the auroras wail,
Santa brews visions with a crimson veil.
Amanita Muscaria, red caps in hand,
He journeys through the psychedelic land.
The elves are rabbis of a frosty fate,
They sing klezmer tunes by the reindeer gate.

[Bridge]
(Choir harmonies in Sumerian-Aramaic-Yiddish tones)
"Sha-lam, sha-lam, ooh ah ee!
Ancient wisdom by the Christmas tree!
Baruch ha-mushroom, fly through the night,
With reindeer hooves and a star’s delight!"

[Chorus]
Oh, it’s the Joe Rogan Christmas Experience,
A kaleidoscope of yuletide resilience.
Santa’s no myth, he’s a mystic, my friend,
With a bag full of truths at the rainbow’s end.

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