NIGHT OF LAUGHTER, SEASON:2.

Hello ladies and men with distinguished vibes, how is it going today? It's another pretty and romantic day to be with you all in this world that is full of different creatures, young and old, small and big. I have been taking some time now to read through so many incredible posts of many citizens in our world and I must confess that they are all tasty with so many spices on them. Firstly I want to appreciate @comedyopenmic for this great opportunity granted to all comedians from different planets to be together in one room self contain without fighting and being raped by the girls hahahahaha....

Ladies like @marajah and her team mate please don't forget that Christmas is fast approaching and if you try to knock on my door, I will call 911 for you guys.

Without wasting our precious time, let's welcome MC Black, your grandmother's favorite comedian to the stage.....

Thank you, thank you, and thanks to you all. A few minutes ago, I stumbled across funny updates from my very good brother from another mother, who is not a murderer. "Yeah this one shock me on" @ahmedhayat
Steps to take when you see a lizard Haha I laugh in Spanish.
Reading it was so funny and I enjoyed the story of what happened to your friend that night. Is just like a movie called "The Night Before Christmas" for her. She is lucky that she is not in Nigeria if not she could have not been coming out of her room.

• Let me ask you some questions.

• Have you seen a lizard that is putting on pants?

• Have you seen a lizard that is fighting with birds over a plate of food?

• Have you seen a lizard taking a glass full of whiskey?

• Have you seen a lizard going on a date?

• Have you also seen a lizard smoking weed?

Do you think is the only movie that you see Lizard in action abii?

I could remember when I was growing up as a child with my hood as a man, my mother gave me my evening food and I kept it off the floor to go and get water, suddenly this male lizard came with his girlfriend and started eating my food he I screamed when I saw them using my food for a date hahahahaha. I decided to go closer to them and the female lizard told her lover ⬇️

"Please I need some cooled water, you know that we are cooled-blooded lovers and this meal is so hot, it can cause me heartbreak " hahahaha

The male Lizard now calls on me, please waiter....... Get us some cooled water and get me a glass of whiskey....hahahahhaah. I ran back in tears when I saw them from a distance kissing themselves.

I do tell people, that anytime I go for a show, many things are possible in Nigeria... Hello!!!!!! If you are with me on stage please kiss your neighbor just like the lizard... Hahahaha.

A few days ago, I saw this lizard that is about 2 months old and he was telling his friends that he could see some hair in her private part so she needed to get a pair of pants or else a human would see her nakedness. Just take a look at her on a run when she saw me coming...

I always tell ladies to close their legs when Putting on a short gown, but they think I am just a clown without a crown.

Let me tell you why male lizard always shakes their heads.
A few months ago, I saw a male lizard that saw looking directly at a woman that saw sitting on a chair in the opposite direction, he was just meditating with his eyes opened as he was noodling his head, I thought he was praying for mercy upon his life, little did I know that he saw feeding his eyes... Ashawo lizard haiiiiiiii This is so spiritual, he smiles and communicated to me that if I want to enjoy myself too, I should pull off my clothes and be walking with my legs and hands like a lizard, then I can come and take a chair close to him and feed my eyes....

Hahahaha hahaha hahahaha I wanted to use emojis but I remember that our boss told them in my first post that I should be mindful of using them. Haiiiiiiiiiiiii

Thanks very much for coming to the party of laughter tonight and please do well to call more of your friends while coming and share this blog with the lizard communities and all your friends. Hahajaj is very serious, please take time to study lizards in your locality and tell us their funny characters.

As a traditional man, i declare 10% payout to @comedyopenmic community from this post.