NIGHT OF LAUGHTER, SEASON:5. "THE BLIND DATE"

Hello my dear friends across the universe, I sincerely want to welcome you to today Night of Laughter Season 5, and remember that you are hanging out with your grandmother's favorite comedian, M.C Black the blackest nor dark comedian in the World of COMEDYOPENMIC.

Today's section is going to be more interesting and is going to be an interactive section as I specially want to invite to stage with me, @biyimi @jessianna @adaezeinchrist @marajah @timix648 @uzoma
They are going to drop their comments in the reply section and please be free to reply to each other's comments because the mic we are using is open already by our manager @comedyopenmic and he has certified us to make this community/world a happy place So let us be proud of our world/community so that our world will be proud of inhabiting us.

Please take note of this, the following statements are my original script not seen, heard, or acted by any comedian so if I see it outside without you buying it from me, I will report you to our manager and even to my headmaster back in the secondary school. Hahahahahah if you don't want to laugh, you have already done it by reading the above "Hahahahhaha".

There was a well-known madman in my city and the school of madness, there were grades. This man is having a master's degree in madness and he is holding it with his right leg.

There is also a well-known beautiful lady in my street, whose beauty has succeeded in intoxicating and confusing her. This lady has turned so many responsible men and their offer to marry her down because she said they are not her class "A master degree holder"
When the issue of blind dates came to Nigeria, it was happening everywhere and his lady decided to go on it.

A date was fixed for her and a guy to meet, so on that faithful day, the both of them were on their way to meet with the guy who was sponsoring the event. On the way, the guy's "her date" phone fell from his pocket and that madman was very lucky to pick up the phone.

The lady was the first person to get to the venue and he told the guy in charge "Please remember that I need a master's degree holder ooh" so the sponsor called the guy immediately to be sure that he is a master's degree holder. So when he called, the madman picked up the call and he responded very well. so the sponsor asked him, where are you, we are waiting for you. "I hope you have your masters?" So the madman replied him by saying yes, but where are you? As if the madman knows about the date. So they gave him location and he went there with his rugged dressing. Hahahaah.....

When he got there, the sponsor was surprised to see the madman on his best coat and rain boots. haha haha. The sponsor now said to him, please sir are you the person I have been talking with? He said yes I am. Is there anything wrong with me? Am a master's degree holder and am here on your invitation. But the guy refused the fact that he was the person and asked him to go.
When the lady heard their conversation, she decided to turn back and look at them, lol and behold the madman. Haiiiiii chi mo "Haii my God" she screamed and asked the guy. "Is this the man you brought for me? haii am finish So the madman was telling her that he is a master's degree holder and he loves her, she started crying for her life and it attracted the public to the scenario.

Hahahahaha hahaha please I can't stop laughing, so I decided to share it with you all because you people are the public. So in the comment section, tell her what's on your mind.

I sincerely appreciate all of you for your patience in reading my Blog and for your support so far, specially i want to appreciate and also invite my good friends to read this season 5 of my comedy @oldtimer @borjan @cesky @bucipuci @aljif7 @leisasa