The perfect shitcoin

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There are many shitcoins out there: some are funny, some are retarded and some try to pretend they are something more than just smelly turds. But interestingly enough for scatophiles like myself, there is no token named shit or shitcoin on coinmarketcap which is a huge missed opportunity if you ask me. Although I managed to find the "noshit" token which is so incredibly crap that the listed value is $0.0000000000096. Should have named it "justshit" instead of "noshit" :D

Dad jokes aside I think the actual coin in the meme is quite interesting from a numismatic, esthetic and collectable point of view so I did a bit of digging and found that you can buy a bunch of these coins on the aptly named website zero fucks coins https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/products/shit-coin-10-pack-special. The $30 price tag ( plus $6 for shipping outside the US) for ten of these actual turd tokens is a bit high for a pleb like me but if somebody would sell less of them for cheaper it would be easier to justify spending that money :)

I mentioned it before but I do collect real coins and I love history and numismatics, so this would be a pretty cool addition to the collection. Imagine the look on archeologists faces 1000 years in the future when they find these coins. If any of you want to send me a present for Christmas now you don't have to look any further :P



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I really like the "... be like:", "me, an intellectual:"- meme. Only saw it once before in this video at 6:40

And I didn't know you were a coin person (or maybe I forgot), well I am really more of Stacker since my coins just have material value + a little premium. I have thought about going for some historic coins in the future, like Roman Gold Coins, Keltic Rainbow Cups or rivergold coins from the middleages. I know it's all expensive af, but I am not really looking for copper even though I appreciate the humor.

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I don't have any super expensive coins, most are not older than 200 years

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so what do you stack/collect?

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anything I can get my hands on for free/cheap :P I view it as a hobby not a serious investment

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cool coin...HE has some SHITshit.png
Not as cool as the physical mush stuffy but the price is right and it does not smell when kept in the wallet....

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didn't know there was a shit token on HE :))) might buy some for the memes :D

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I have been trying to buy some but hard to get it seems....Ill send you are few.

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lol, thanks :))

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You are welcome. I hope they do not mess your hands and you can send some shit to someone who deserves it.

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