Epic-Fail Cums out of the closet - Not Clickbait

You read that correctly, I have Cum out of the Closet. I am a Dike. Identifying as a massive wall used to hold back water has become easier since the LGBTQ2S+Dike movement began, I'd been wanting to share this with everyone and live free.

I 1st came out in the Mancave and they were very receptive and open to my announcement. This may help to ERECT new Dikes in the future on Hive. They had many questions and were curious what it was like to be a Dike. It's possible there's other closet Dikes in the cave waiting to release the pressure.

Well, most days I'm very moist and it's really tough holding back all that water. It's also demanding when people are always controlling my water flow and making me squirt on demand.

I hope one day to have the courage to eventually to go full on Dam. The Hoover Dam is my hero. Would love to Dike out with Hoover, that would be so hot!

Anyhow, I hope everyone still treats me the same and as always appreciate sarcastic remarks in the comments.

Also, this has nothing to do with the post BUTT I'm just gonna leave this here below for your review. January 6th Council are a bunch of Dicks, not to be confused with Dikes: