My Programmer allowed another hack on my newest Fartmas Hit. I guess Buttchain Technology has some leaks. I might as well post it for everyone and give you a Sniff....

[Verse]
Grandma was walking late at night
When she heard a noise, quite a fright
A reindeer passed by, without a care
And left a gift, right in the air

[Chorus]
Grandma got farted on by a reindeer
It wafted through the cold winter air
She laughed it off, though it was quite sheer
Grandma got farted on by a reindeer

[Verse]
Grandma was walking in the snow, oh what a sight to see
When suddenly she felt a breeze, right in the vicinity
The reindeer giggled as she passed by, spreading holiday cheer
But Grandma got farted on, oh my, it's Christmas time this year

[Chorus]
Grandma got farted on by a reindeer, a jolly holiday surprise
She'll be telling tales of laughter with twinkling in her eyes
Oh, Grandma got farted on by a reindeer, a moment she'll never forget
A peculiar way to spread joy, the smell of Christmas, you bet

[Verse]
Grandma got farted on by a reindeer
While roasting chestnuts by the fire
She let out a giggle, but it smelled so weird
That Christmas night was quite dire

[Chorus]
No, Santa wasn't laughing with glee
As the reindeer left a stinky stain
Grandma got farted on by a reindeer
Bringing a different kind of holiday pain

Instrumental Outro

Also there's this that just happened in other Fart News

What do you want for Fartmas?

CHAT GPT needs to get LEARNT

Is Fartmas a Real holiday?

ChatGPT
As of my last knowledge update in January 2022, there is no widely recognized or official holiday called "Fartmas." It's possible that new holidays or informal celebrations may emerge over time, so it's always a good idea to check more recent sources or popular culture references for the latest information. If "Fartmas" has gained recognition as a holiday since my last update, I would not be aware of it.