Memes and Deep Thoughts

I made some Memes while shitting at work this week. Been saving them up for my quarterly post.

Also, how much does it cost to create a game on HIVE? And who is actually available to create one at this point with everyone being so busy with their own development? I have yet another super cool game idea that will be a game changer. It is a Farting game BUTT with a HUGE Twist.....

Anyway heres what I got (Also, now in the private bathroom stall at work hiding and creating this post):

So a little birdie made me aware that my word count needs to more longerer so I can get a Bro vote. So after 45 minutes of starting my post I paused and checked my word count. Ironically it was right at 69.

So lets do some math, 45 minutes divided by 69 words equals .65 words per minute. Also, sitting on the toilet at work for 45 minutes and not working equals giving myself a raise.

So I've perfected getting the company bathroom to myself using a few techniques I'll share here. Perhaps in the future I'll share some more, BUTT I can never share all my techniques. What are techniques you use?

1st is timing. I know the regular schedules of most the staff so I usually actually hit the 10-12 timeframe. I can usually get most privacy then. After lunch everyone is shitting.

If I am in the bathroom I use the company garbage picker to reach over and lock the stall door as I pull it shut. This way there's a nice natural buffer right from the start.

Then if someone comes in while I'm in there I either actually fart, or drop some wet toilet paper into the bowl so it makes splashing noises and make some grunting noises. People usually get in and out if thats how they're greeted. They will also just walk right out and go to another floor.

Later, gotta get back to work 🤣

Parting Farting Thoughts