Mondaze..........................

Ever notice Monday sounds like Mundane?

Anyway, here's some Monday jokes for you to look at while you're "working" haha. Most are ok and some are not even funny at all, oh well, thats Monday for you.

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms on Mondays?
   Because they make up everything!

2. Mondays are like math problems.
   Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.

3. I asked my coffee for a little Monday motivation.
   It just stirred.

4. Why was the math book sad on Monday?
   Because it had too many problems.

5. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already – all of them Mondays.

6. Mondays are the days that coffee needs coffee before I can function.

7. Monday is a reminder that life is too short to be unhappy. So, be happy and don't worry about Mondays!

8. How do you make a Monday better?
   Tell it a joke on Friday!

9. Monday is the day that coffee and I need each other the most.

10. Why do Mondays feel so long?
    They're a day job.

11. The best way to start a Monday is with a positive attitude and a strong cup of coffee.

12. Monday is the day that my coffee cup is like, "You've got this!"

13. I'm not a morning person on Mondays, or any other day of the week.

14. Monday is a day of beginnings and new starts. It’s also a day where the coffee machine is my best friend.

15. If Monday had a face, I would punch it. But, you know, in a friendly, non-violent way.

16. Why do Mondays come so quickly?
    Because they're chased by Sundays!

17. Monday is the day that my coffee needs coffee to wake up.

18. Monday is the day that even my coffee needs coffee.

19. On Mondays, I'm not lazy. I'm in energy-saving mode.

20. Mondays are like a bad hair day. You just have to ride it out.

21. Monday is the day that my coffee and I reunite after a long weekend apart.

22. If Monday had a personality, it would be the annoying coworker who never leaves you alone.

23. Monday is the day that I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

24. Why did Monday go to therapy?
    It had too many issues.

25. Monday is the day that my bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

26. If Monday were a food, it would be a stale cookie.

27. Why don't I trust stairs on Monday?
    Because they're always up to something.

28. On Mondays, my favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

29. Monday is the day that coffee and I become one. We are a united front against the challenges of the week.

30. If Monday had a mascot, it would be a grumpy cat wearing a tie.

31. Monday is the day that my bed and I have a serious conversation about our relationship.

32. Why was Monday invented?
    To make Tuesday feel better about itself.

33. Monday is the day that my coffee and I share a moment of silence for the weekend.

34. If Monday had a theme song, it would be "I Will Survive."

35. On Mondays, I need a coffee the size of my enthusiasm.

36. Why did Monday break up with Friday?
    It found someone more exciting – Saturday.

37. Monday is the day that my coffee gets me through adulting.

38. If Monday were a person, it would be the friend who borrows your stuff and never returns it.

39. Monday is the day that my coffee is stronger than my excuses.

40. Why did Monday cross the road?
    To get to the coffee shop on the other side.

41. Monday is the day that my coffee and I team up to tackle the world.

42. If Monday had a signature scent, it would be a combination of deadlines and regret.

43. Monday is the day that my coffee cup and I have a deep conversation about life.

44. Why do Mondays feel like they last 127 hours?
    Because they're a marathon, not a sprint.

45. On Mondays, I'm not grumpy. I just have a "case of the Mondays."

46. Monday is the day that my coffee and I have a meeting about the week's goals.

47. If Monday were a weather forecast, it would be cloudy with a chance of sighs.

48. Monday is the day that my coffee and I have a heart-to-heart before facing the world.

49. Why did Monday apply for a job?
    It wanted to ruin everyone's week.

50. On Mondays, my coffee and I are a dynamic duo – ready to conquer the world one sip at a time.

Feel free to share these jokes with others for a lighthearted start to the week!