My $100k HBD Indecent Proposal

Hello Friends,

I need to make some $$$, butt would like to earn it. Here's my idea -

The $HBD fund sends me $100k which I use to get plastic surgery and become a stripper. I'll pay you back from my gigs... promise 😜

I need a lot of work so if there's any extra feel free to send any overage as well.

I need :

Liposuction

Breast Implants

Penis Reduction

Labiaplasty

Anal Bleaching

Lip Injections

Ass Lift

Face Lift

New Face

Penicure, Pedicure, manicure and analcure : including sanding and welding services from years of neglect

Those are the major items.

would you come watch me dance?