RE: The Daily Meme #235!
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Lol there's too many crazy people in the world for me to keep up with.
I knew the Germans were crazy but I mean sometimes just wow.
Anyway I really appreciate your content and really can't wait to see more of your crazy comedy as well as highly realistic truths that you post very often.
Thank you very much and here is to another day of awesome content.
Real life kept me jumping today, I almost got ate by a salamander, and then this?
I had to zoom it in and that thing looked deadly.
So this one time I got attacked by a timber tiger.
No joke timber are absolutely fearless and don't give a crap about what you think and will just wander straight into your camp. Absolutely no fear in these critters absolutely at all!
And I wake up one morning and see one of these less than a foot away from my food supply which is extremely close. Like less than 10 ft away from me.
Yes silently as I could I pulled my gun out of the holster and quietly aimed.
The lengthwise stripes and the tawny well muscled frame had fearsome claws as well as huge fangs and enormous eyes that burned with a hateful light.
Yes absolutely this creature was about ready to pounce and with one brutal slash cut open my bag of food spilling it everywhere.
Meanwhile as the destruction of my food supply is occurring I am carefully aiming my pistol and removing the safety as I have this timber tiger within my sights and I'm about ready to defend myself and my food supply with my life.
Has the firearm goes off the 45 ACP round blazes down range as a flying ashtray with the jacketed hollow point reaching 1200 feet per second and generating enormous impact is it slams into the side of the fearsome timber tiger.
As the smoke clears and as my bag of trail mix is spilling nuts all over the ground... I see splattering Gore from hitting my target. And that bushy tail flashing off into the brush.
Dang chipmunk 🐿️.... Although from then on my nuts were safe!
Timber tiger lol
Along with dhimmi, I'm learning a lot of new words today...
Yep ..
Life is absolutely amazing.
Just wait for the next wave of awesomeness to come
Too right my friend, too right!
Thank you very much and I completely agree with you and I hope you have a phenomenal day.
I wish you the same!
No I wish you the same!
Don't tell me what to do....!!!
Wait what did you tell me to do?...
Okay now I'm confused I think I misplaced my pipe.
Just have a good day, alright!?
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Thank you very much and I hope you have an amazing day as well.