DEAR WOMEN, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH || COMTEST

The only gender with numerous dates to mark their celebrations yet we have no idea why they are so packed that way, It is like the Super Bowl, just for celebrations, but today would be for tackles

Well, to celebrate mother's day, it would be nice to celebrate the gender with the most troubles and yet claim to be simple being, you literally need to pass through college to understand the fundamentals of understanding women.

A book that has never been written before even authors are yet to understand this remarkable entity, I think we should add "Understanding Women" to list of Millennial Problems yet unsolved.

My first sob was in a woman's tender arms.
My first meal was from a woman's chest.
My first vision was of a woman's eyes.

My first impression was of a woman's body.
My first giggles were from a woman's jokes.
My first unveiling to the world was from a woman
My first love was from a beautiful woman

You simply have to acknowledge the incredible contributions that women have made to this world, it is a man's world but it is nothing with the daughters of eve and I agree. The only creatures I can describe as PERFECTION

BUT,

My first breakup stemmed from a woman's statements.
My first mistrust came from a woman's heart.
My first psychological strain came from trying to decipher a woman's plans.

Let us say that I took some shots of tequila and decided that today would be a good day to unleash this parboiled violence on women because I speak for every man not simps when we say enough is enough.

For goodness' sake, it is 2023. Women would lead men to feel that we don't understand what they need by acting as though they want their lives to be exactly like Romeo and Juliet Love Story or just like the Titanic movie.

On behalf of the association of men, we can only say that women need to do better. If any woman ever tells you that men need "Women, Love, and Money," try rephrasing it as "Women Love Money" and you will get the memo.

The only thing that matters to women, according to paragraph 23 of Section 2, Subsection B2 of the Constitution of Understanding Women, is MONEY, NOT JUST MONEY BUT LOTS OF MONEY in various denominations and currencies.

Women are tender beings who simply want to be spoilt with love, attention, deep care, loyalty, vacations, and classic restaurants, and the list is as long as the Mississippi river.

I would love to say that even if it is 3am in the night and I hear about women bants, I would be there no matter what and even after I leave this earth and I hear about bants about daughters of eve in my grave, I would wake up no matter what.

RELATIONSHIP

If you think you can enter a relationship without preparing yourself for women and their dramas, you must be joking. As a man you need to get Cam scanner to properly scan women, because as they cover their heads with wigs so can they cover their dramas too. You will anointing oil to anoint yourself properly so you can actually see the bone of your bone, else you will get crumbs

You will require the following items for your relationship's startup kit:

1. Panadol (Painkillers): Women will stress your body, spirit, and soul, therefore be ready to take at least 2-3 painkillers. If a woman unleash stress on you, even your future would come to your present to beg her to pity you.

1. Oxygen Mask and Cylinder- The majority of asthmatic cases you see are caused by relationships with women. If you're a man in a relationship without an oxygen mask, you might as well say your last prayers because you wouldn't just rest in peace but also in pieces.

2. Energy Drinks - If you value your life as a guy, I implore you to constantly consume energy drinks prior to handling the stress of women. If you need further hints, ask Hakimi. Only the brave can free themselves from the bonds of women and their traps.

WOMEN AND CHEATING

Relationships have made women into unique investigators and spies; even James Bond must pay for this unique women spying course. Your wife and you own the phone together; it is unfathomable how quickly they search through our phones for messages.

She would be playing detective in my life when the only mysterious case she would solve is how to stop Chelsea from getting relegated. Women feel that most men are easily moved by other women, well that is shame to assume so because we are truly moved, haha but

PLEASE, WOMEN DO BETTER.

MOOD SWINGS

Funny how women want all males to have at least a master's degree in psychology and a doctorate in mood swingcology after spending almost six years in college studying petroleum engineering.

Mood Swingcology is a branch of rare human psychology that focuses on understanding the sudden change of mood in women with "no reason"

You can be having a terrific time with a woman when all of a sudden her face changes to someone who smelled the world's worst fart. Only those with wicked spirits exhibit this behavior. If you see women and their mood swings, I can tell you that you would be a grade-one patient in a mental hospital. There is a very thin line between remaining in a relationship and being in a mental facility.

SATISFY YOUR CRAVING

Low budget feminists who are unable to satiate their needs, "pick me girls" who are fictitiously millionaires while actually living in the trenches are always the ones who succeed the most. They now often post their internet wish lists in the expectation that SIMPS will fulfill them, but you know how SIMPS can be, they will always fall for the hoax.

"I am sorry but I don't really do this but can you help me with vwxyz".

"I am in a tight position and you came to my mind for this help".

If you are familiar with these lines, then you must know that if you fail to help them out, women would tag you are broke. If the broking shame a man when you are even more broke than him. I know I said would catch a grenade for you or allow a train go over me but please sis, if you are crave for things.

It is quite simple to satisfy it, but I can help with the following steps

1. Google the price of the item
2. Place an order
3. Pay with your money for the item
4. Craving Satisfied

EVERYBODY STAYS HAPPY

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