FEW REASONS WHY I HATE MONDAYS..

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Remembering the jokes about April Fool's Day, which didn't happen on a weekday but rather on the weekends. Yet very quickly, the pleasant recollections of your delightful weekend fade away as you remember the agonizing notion of going back to work on Monday.

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It feels like you are about fainting after seeing a ghost

You just remember the files on your desk, words cannot describe the chest pain you feel by just thinking about monday

But why would I bullied by just one painful day of the week called Monday, rather than think about this pain in the ass. I put together a list of the reasons I detest Mondays so much.

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THE ALARM CLOCK

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I understand that alarms are meant to wake you up, but the Monday alarms seem to be trying to take your life. You are reminded by the intrusive noise that waking up on a Monday morning is punishable. That is the initial step of pain, a subliminal warning that life is about to make you less mobile.

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POLITE INSULT

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Mondays serve as a subtle reminder that you have an employer and cannot decide when to report to work on your own. It conveys the message to "get up and get to work." Else, you might as well start getting yourself prepared homeless and broke unless you are lucky to have Hive.

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MERCILESS TRAFFIC

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Imagine having to leave your house as early as 6 or 7 am in order to board multiple buses or your lone train. When you fall asleep while driving to work and miss your destination or the next stop, the pain is unbearable. Your eyelids are puffy from lack of sleep, and your brain is still in the weekend groove. Despite this, you would still get hit by traffic.

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THE TIME FACTOR

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On Mondays, time seems to move more slowly than usual; this unexpected unwillingness of time to advance on Mondays needs to be explored as a project topic in colleges. You have the impression that you can buy time when it appears like time has been stopped everywhere.

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THE PILE OF WORK

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Imagine struggling to get to work and missing to get a cup of coffee, not to forget those early morning meetings which long talks about things that could wait for later in the week. You manage to survive that phrase only to find out your have files, emails and calls from the weekend to attend to. This pain should be included in 1000 ways to die young.

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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

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It is against the law for anyone to ask you "How was your day?" on a Monday; it is also a courteous method to make someone cry because how do you begin to explain to everyone that life has robbed you of happiness?

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I have an idea @gone-hive, do something bad in your job to get fired ha,ha,ha,ha. With the alarm, trust in God and ask him to wake you up at the time the alarm always goes off. We humans are really strange and we say that aliens are weird. I laughed a lot with your post. Happy and productive week and remember that for Tuesday to arrive we have to go through the day on Monday hahahajhaajahahj.

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Hahaha...Yes yes...Monday is just an evil cycle of worse events..I woke today happy but definitely not yesterday

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Lol, this always give me much problem, especially when I was in the college and I remember that the subject I will be having on Monday morning is mathematics which I really don't like, I feel so bored and I wish Monday don't come at all

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Even if it is raining heavily.. Mathematics teachers would always turn up to teach

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Lol, you are right. They do not skip classes like others

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It's super easy to like Mondays again, get yourself fired from work lol

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More like easy guide to becoming Broke and Homeless~ Comedy open mic, 2023

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This was exactly how I felt today.
Short night before Monday morning and a long crazy day afterward..
Heck! 🤧😂

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Short weekends and long Monday 😂

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Arghh!
Tbe weekends are always so short.
Monday is just too long to be one day and I wonder why it's filled with too many tasks.

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I honestly agree.. Monday seems to have 48 hours

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Eheh, I can now detect the rate of your live for other week days. But, unfortunately, Monday must come and pass before paving way for other week days. Bear wit it.

Emmm, why not resign from your work?

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