I am in severe pains!!!

I was deep in sleep earlier today when I had the most lovely dream; I was so near to kissing my crush until I heard banging on my door... Who was it that came knocking?
It was my sister who did it. It was only 8 a.m. then I rudely asked, "What is the problem?" "Your breakfast is ready," she said. Strangely enough, I could not recall eating very early in the house. I got to my feet and realized she was meant to be at school today.

So I inquired as to why she was at home and why my parents were still at home...it turned out that Monday was a national holiday in honor of the country's Democracy Day Ewww!!!!... My country's political situation is amusing. You do not have to see stand-up comedy to laugh. Get some popcorn and a drink to appreciate the stories I am about to tell you about Nigeria.

POLITICIANS ARE TOURISTS

Welcome to the land where every politician, including the president, is a tourist. From Spain to New York to the Maldives, this man is really doing "summer vibes," catching vacations here and there, having the time of his life and that's on period."

My President:

Most politicians only return home to rest when they are to be buried.The amusing aspect is the public relations vibrations they send out to everyone in the country. As the election approaches, the president will likely pay a visit to school children to enjoy a fake lunch with them.He might pull a trick and buy food from a random local establishment too. All in the sake of feigning empathy.

We have not even begun discussing about those who would rather die in power than relinquish it. They would not be deterred from quitting power even if they were diagnosed with stage four cancer.

Politicians:

You would witness an elderly man who should be at home listening to cowboy music and planning for his final days on earth instead straining to get into a post with his last blood. I bet 2pac would be turning in his grave hoping to come out and rap for these men

ANIMALS SWALLOWING MONEY

I grew up learning in school about the classes of food eaten by animals, I never knew money was a part of the food until Nigeria Politicans proved it. Yes, you heard me correctly; this is the only place in the world where snakes and monkeys consume millions of dollars.

Politicians steal with a pen but blame money devouring on snakes. At this point, I would like to be welcomed into the snake world; I think I would make a good python, at the very least, because I would have a huge stomach to swallow enough dollar notes.

Imagine if the entire population transforms into animals, allowing us to ingest or bounce on finances like a monkey. How in the world would I explain to my kids that snakes no longer feast on food just dollar bills. It is so funny that state television reported the news with a picture of a snake, a high level of clowning

BECOMING A DELEGATE

I recently learned that the election candidates are chosen by a group of Delegates. It's the new gold or crude oil, and all you have to do is become a delegate.Delegates return home with envelopes stuffed with cash from hopeful politicians. It's similar to a GoFundMe campaign.

I spent six years in college studying engineering when I could have channeled my energy into becoming a delegate in just a year. In this country, becoming a delegate is more valuable than getting a certificate from college .As a result, I've chosen to run for party delegate in the following four years.

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