THE ZEEWORLD VIRUS- BOLLYHOOD

Until I met Zee-world followers, particularly my mother and sister, I had no real understanding of what the word "loyalty" meant. The rhetorical questions on my mind would be

"How on earth did we get here"

"Why do you love these shows"

"Why would you sit down to watch it"

Until I spent time with these women and contracted the Zeeworld Virus, I thought it must be jazz. Nevertheless, if you can sit down to watch these performances, especially as a man, you definitely need to be checked out by a doctor- there was must be something fundamentally wrong with you.

I unintentionally contracted this virus when I agreed to watch just one episode of the "King of Heart" series because I had a crush on the gorgeous actress; in my head, she and I were already happily married with three children. This was the first time I had ever simped on a woman on television.

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The first symptom of this deadly virus was how I got glued to my sit and to the television. I suddenly fell in love and became addicted to the channel until they had a very annoying plot twist- Boom, the Jazz quickly disappeared, my eyes were cleared like someone who just received spiritual deliverance after been possessed by an evil spirit.

How, Why, and Why again did I get here were the three questions that kept me up at night wondering how I contracted the Zeeworld Virus. The once-lover turned become a hater, and not just any hater—the kind who would troll anyone who loves Zeeworld. So I compiled a list of reasons why you should stay away from the plague.

EVERLASTING DIALOGUE

We must get together and sign a petition asking the International Court of Justice to hold Zeeworld's scriptwriters accountable for the horrific murder of our eyes through obtrusive and pointless talks all in the name of script writing and plot twist.

Mother: "Did you hurt your hand?, the reason she is crying is because she hurt her hand."

Daughter: "Ah, what a sad world it is what happens husbands are no longer present to console and embrace their wife when hurt."

Woman B: "What type of husband leaves his wife alone? Huh? You tell me. What kind of husband acts like this?"

The husband is staring at his wife like the Statue of Liberty instead of getting the first aid kit, and the woman anticipates that the husband will be on hand like the secret service to stop any harm from happening to her.
While we can obviously tell that the wife is hurt, the screenplay authors are attempting to explain the conversation.

FAILED LOVE STORIES

If you find it hard falling in love in real life, probably the Zee-world shows would give you some kind of closure, an asuurance that you are not alone, that there are people like you who are lost because the idea behind most of the shows is about -

"Marriage failure", "Forced marriage", "Jealous partner" AND mainly "Parents always being against the preffered choice of Marriage". The parents are always scheming and plotting the best possible ways to spoil marriages, you hardly see anything else in the movies just sequence of evil planning that never really occur.

THE MOTION-LESS STARE

I don't believe I need to go to acting school to outperform the actors on Zee-world, but I'll bet on @leeonje balls that I'm a better actor than these people. My church's drama department could even be assembled, and they would put up a better performance.

The script writers and directors would act as if they had never experienced romance or love. You would see two lovers who are madly in love with each but when it is time to kiss, they would stare at each other for thirty minutes out of an hour-long episode. The worst part would be that the entire thirty minutes would be in "Slo-Mo,"- a forced suspension that is not giving any form of anticipation rather annoyance and they would end up not kissing again because of an interruption.

I ask again?

How, When, Where and Why did we get here?

How can you keep me in anticipation for minutes, making me feel as though I am pleading for a forced romance, yet still have us avoid kissing because someone else enters the scene and everything is happening in "Slo-Mo".
Believe me when I say that the Zee-world Production team needs to be brought before the court for a fair hearing and trial for causing me harm.

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