I DRANK PETROL AND I WEAR WOMAN’S OUTFIT

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Good day to you all and happy weekend to all of you.
I want to use this medium to say Happy EID-EL-KABIR to all Muslims, and I also wish everyone who is not yet to celebrate EID-EL-KABIR due to time difference. You will spend more on sound health and prosperity. What a celebration in my country right now. Allah will continue to protect you and your family.

I want to say a big thanks to @galenkp for this initiative, the #weekend-engagement wouldn’t have been held if not you. You are always there to give all to the contest; It is not easy to hold a contest, a big thanks to you
I also want to thank everyone who supported this project, big thanks to you.

I will discuss some hilarious things I do sometimes, most of these stupid things I do are not intentional. Some were done with haste, some were also done due to lack of instructions, and also mistakes
I will tell you the one that happened today in the city of neoxian. There is a city of neoxian chat in the element; giveaways happen every day in this city.
When the giveaway happened this afternoon, the instruction was to send neoxag to neoxianburn, and the person close to his number won the giveaway.
I did not read the instructions before I sent the neoxag to neoxianburn, I thought that it was like the former in which you will send nexag to neoxianburn with 5 names you want me to include in the poll in the memo.
After a few seconds of sending the neoxag, Burl said “it is not a poll giveaway”. I looked so dumped and speechless.

THE DAY I DRANK PETROL
What a tragedy, it was a bad day for me. Years ago, I was traveling with my boss to the market. That was when I graduated from secondary school (high school), my brother took me to a man to learn business while waiting for admission to a higher institution.
I was traveling with this man in his car. While going on the way, his car developed a fault and we were already far away from the office. He called his engineer; the engineer could not come due to distance because we were already in another state.
He opened the bonnet, and looked at the engine and allowed it to cool. We were trying to find the solution to the problem.
I usually see engineers putting the pipe that takes petrol to the engine into their mouths, so I went to that pipe and removed it. To check if the petrol was supplied well, I put the pipe in my mouth, in the process of practicing what I usually saw whenever I was sent to the engineering workshop. I drank petrol when trying to do that.
My boss said, “Chris, you draw petrol from the pipe, where is the petrol? " I said I drank it.
My boss laughed and was not able to control his laugh 😂😂🤣. I looked at myself and said, "what have I done? Why did I do that? "
If you ask me the reason I drank it, even I didn't know. The whole thing surprised me because I was not a kid at that time that did not know the difference between water and petrol.
I WEAR MY SISTER'S OUTFIT TO MY FRIEND BIRTHDAY PARTY
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For me, most times I did stupid things, it was mistake that made me to do so. Just like the day I wore my sister's dresses to my friend's birthday, I was in the birthday venue when my friend said, “Chris, you are wearing your sister's outfit, what happened to you? You seem not in your senses. Don't you see that this is a woman's outfit”?
Hmmmm! What a slap on my face, I felt so embarrassed that very day when most of the people in the venue began to look at me. I went home and never went to the birthday party again.
My classmates, both males and females, were there, and some of the students in my school were also there.
The most disappointing part of it was that, on the next day at school, my news was all over the school.
I was very ashamed of facing my friends for some days because I have never been into such a mess.
Since then, I don't allow my sister to hang her outfits in my wardrobe, and I make sure such things never happen again.
This was a big mistake; I was wondering how I wore my sister’s dress unnoticed but I could not think that this was the reason I wore it

DOING STUPID THINGS FOR SOME PEOPLE IS CONSCIOUS AND UNCONSCIOUS
I have seen people doing stupid things and proud of it, these are consciously cultivated. There is a famous man in my country that dresses like a woman, doing makeup, manicure and pedicure. He is well known in my country and he has millions of followers on social media- Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Twitter, and YouTube. Thousands of people are watching his new video and he is getting paid for it.
This man is consciously doing it for the sake of money, and larger percentage of people who are consciously doing stupid things are doing it because of money.
In my country, people are just doing insane things and uploading videos into social media because of the money. I think money is the major factor that made some people do stupid things.
some people did it due to pressure. there was a man during my undergraduate time in higher institution, this young man caught cheated in examination hall. He knew that if the paper was collected from him by the supervisor, that would give them evidence to terminate his admission. When the supervisor caught him, he quickly ate the whole papers. The supervisor could not see any evidence against him.
some people are consciously doing it to get more fame.

SOME POEPLE ARE DOING IT UNCONSCIUOSLY
I believe a woman that is the labor room, making a confession to doctors are unconsciously. I have heard hilarious things from women that are about to give birth. some of these women behaving like psychopathy person when they want to give birth.
After the birth, if you ask them, they deny it. these are unconscious.

SOME PEOPLE ARE DOING IT TO PUT SMILE ON THE FACE OF OTHERS
Yes, it is true. I watch some of these videos on all my social media; it makes me smile and forget my troubles for that moment.
I can’t do without watching these hilarious things posted to social media. It makes me happy.