DC Comics Being DC Comics

This video about DC Comics isn't news to me. Every time one of my hologram-themed capers is foiled by that vigilante cosplaying as a flying mammal the first thing I get in the mail after returning home from Gotham City is a cease and desist letter from DC Comics' legal department telling me they somehow own the story of my latest scheme.

To add salt to the wound since I am considered a "lower tier villain than the Condiment King and Kite Man" DC Comics just sits on the stories of my failed exploits leaving them unpublished.

There's no justice in the world.

Meme modified from DC Comics original art