I Give Twins

Greetings People!

Okay, let me start by telling you the kind of birth lineage in my family.

*From the time I came to this world as a child, *
I met My paternal grandma as a twin.

She gave birth to three sets of twins.

First set: Two male

Second set: A male and a female

Third set: A male and a female

The first set; one of the them gave birth to a set of twins too; A male and a female while the other went on with singles

The second set: One of them (the male) gave birth to a set of twins, two female, while the other went with a single until she went to the underworld.

The third set: both have sets of twins, and they're still producing; maybe another set of twins will pop up before they retire.

The second set of those twins is where my dad falls on, which he gave birth to two female twins...my siblings
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In case you're thinking odd, these my siblings (twins) have grown and are beautifully endowed; in fact, we are always proud to have them as siblings because their beauty can make a guy empty his pocket in a way of trying to get them. The reason why their dowry is not going to be ordinary is because, beautiful twins are not easy to come by and there's every tendency for them to give birth to beautiful twins too. So we, as a family, must make good use of this chance. Any guy below the average of Elon Musk should not bother to come for them.

Why all these descriptions?

Okay, in case you're looking for twins in your home, you've gotten to your final bustop by meeting me.

I know what you're thinking, but let me leave you with your thoughts...the end will surprise you.

Although I'm not a twin, but I came from that lineage (my dad and his mom are twins), and the spirit of twins is in me, and it's contagious. How?

When I got relocated to the city where I'm currently residing, I met my boss's wife, pregnant and we were very close. When she found out the lineage of twins in my family, she wished for one, and you know what she did?
She only treated me to a good meal, and I poured out my heart to her, and boom! She gave birth to a set of twins, a boy and a girl. The joy in that home knows no bounds.

This may sound like a joke to you or a made-up lie, but that's not it. With me around your home, a twin is possible if you wish for it and know how to get to my heart. I'm sure she knew that the easiest way to a man's heart is through his stomach; that's why she arrested my mind with heavenly meals.

Note: Stomach isn't just the only way to get to my heart; I love money!

So, do you wish to have a twin, and you're a lady? Come and marry me if you're rich. That's just the easiest, you'll have as many sets of twins as you wish. If you like, turn it into a football team like my Grandma almost turned hers.

Although twins are beautiful and joyful to have, but they're also the pure definition of stress and trouble.
Don't quote me wrong yet, because I know what I'm saying.

It's very hard for a mom to take care of a set of twins alone. Whenever twins are given birth, they also invite or employ someone to the home to help out. My mom was lucky when she gave birth to these twins because she had some of us as adults already.

When you are to babysit a set of crying twins when their mom goes for work, just know that you are signing to play for Chelsea football club.

I suffered at the hands of these twins both in their baby stage and also in their adolescence stage. Let me not tell the story of how these people used to give me sleepless nights chasing them at night with my belt. If two ladies who are twins plan to frustrate you in their adolescent stage, the devil will step aside to learn from them.
Gosh! They gave me hell, but I love them a bunch.

Thansk for reading