I still don't understand karma

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Yesterday, while enjoying the softness of my bed and chatting with a friend on WhatsApp, he made mention of how he enjoyed the "honey pot" of a particular lady that I know, a lady with two kids, not legally married to the father of children, but "they've done a little thing on her head" (both families have agreed, but dowry has not been paid). Then a deep thought about karma knocked on my mind.

"Since people say there's karma, does it mean that if this my friend eventually marries, another guy would taste the honey pot of his wife too?"

Lie!!!

I began to scan around me to identify people who had been doing such things to see if, actually, people had been chopping their wives too. Did I see? It's not my mouth you'll hear; you can check in your environment and get your answer.

So, if this karma is real and works according to how people say it, then...

When I marry, will another guy somewhere be chatting consistently with my wife and making her laugh even at midnight? Because that's what I've been mistakingly doing. I have many married women on my contact list with whom I have a good relationship with (I mean good and not the other side) and with whom we have frequent conversations. They enjoy it because I know my way around. I'm very sure they don't chat with their husbands more than we do. Maybe their husbands have noticed it too.

There's a particular one that I can't even dare go to her house because the husband will plank my head, and it's not my fault that I'm always chatting with her wife.

*Maybe you're giving me a weird look because I'm chatting with married women, it's not what you're thinking, nothing deep, it's just the way I chat with you here, yes, I mean you. The difference between you and them is not big because you're in a relationship which is almost equal to being married.

So, if I marry and karma decides to work on me, will I now watch my wife chat and laugh with a guy in his 20s? I'll seize that phone from her, infact she'll start using phones that can't access the Internet!

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Yesterday, I went to meet one of my clients in a hotel; he's the manager of the hotel. I got there and met my old time colleague as a staff member there. We greeted, and the next thing I asked was, "How is your guy?"
She paused, looked at me, smiled, and asked, "Which of them?"

Oh! I quickly remembered she was (and still) into two branches of relationship; one is not regular because the spot changes often while the other is fixed.

Look at it;
She has two spots of relationship; one spot for her normal boyfriend, which is temporary for many guys, and the other spot for her sugar daddy, and it's fixed like a Fixed Bank Account.

I remember how the wife of the sugar daddy used to beat drum after her with loads of embarrassment, and I'm sure she's still receiving such treatment today.

So, if this karma is real, does it mean that the person she'll eventually marry will go after young girls too as payback? If I happen to marry her, does that mean I would be charmed by karma to start going after young girls too? Me? I doubt that because I'm cool-headed.

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We all know the meaning of karma as
"What you do comes back to you, whether good or bad."

So, does it mean that the bad thing Manchester City did to Arsenal last season will come back at them next season?

Oh! They didn't do Arsenal any harm, did they?
What do you call that?
They snatched what Arsenal totally laboured for.

Yen, yen, yen!
Karma was long dead, in fact, he was buried in our backyard along with his entire family. No single one of them is still in existence.

Go and do your bad, nothing is gonna happen!