Your chances of making heaven

Greetings People!
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With the way we've heard so much about heaven and the requirements for one to make it there after earth, it's absolutely impossible for anyone to merit it. Yes, absolutely Nobody will get there if all the standards we've heard are truthful.

Like we always hear, the road to heaven is very narrow—narrow to the extent that a slim body like mine will struggle to pass—while the road to hell is wide; a road without width, where every human on earth can run through it without stumbling at each other. Imagine police doing stop and search on such a road...massive cashout.

Some years ago, I read and heard much about people who died, went to heaven, got judged, and were chased back to earth to tell the people what they saw and to announce to the world that they would amend their ways. I'm not talking about Mummy G.O. (a popular Nigerian female Pastor) that has a hotel-like abode in heaven where she visits often, No! I'm talking about the real people that died and went to heaven. Emphasis on the real people because I know of a friend that had an accident on our way to the Junior Waec Exam, he died, went to heaven, and got chased back to earth. According to him, everywhere was white... I wonder why there must always be white in heaven when there are other colours like yellow, green, red... Or white is the only color known in heaven.

According to one (from a tape I listened), she said when she died and got to heaven, she was shown around the heaven's vicinity by...maybe Abraham's assistant. She was also taken to the Hell arena to see people in hell, and she was also told what led some of them to hell.
According to her, what led a particular woman to hell was because she borrowed a matches box from a neighbour, and after using it to light her gas, she removed three sticks from the matches box to use later before she buys one, and she returned the remaining sticks without the owner noticing.

Did you read that well?
If that would make someone go to hell, what's your chance of making heaven? I'm sure you're smiling at your room in hell already.

Another one was the case of lust. She said most people—righteous people for that matter—were seen in hell for just the act of lusting at someone of the opposite sex. This lust doesn't mean having romance or s3x, it's purely just fantasising about another person. I mean a deep imagination of locking lips or 'smackdown' at the mere sight of him or her.

If this is a gateway to heaven, then 99.9% of people on earth should forget about making heaven. The remaining 0.1% of people comprises me and two other guys and unfortunately, one guy died last month, so there's only one remaining guy, and it's definitely not you. Not even religious leaders, because all of them admit that they sometimes get tempted because they're humans, so they've all experienced list.

The last,

The people who idolise things that are not of God.

In case you haven't heard the sermon about idolising things that are not of God, let me hint at it.
"Idol is anything to which you're giving much of your attention compared to the way you relate to God. The phone is a typical example of that."

In a nutshell, if you're focusing more on your phone than the way you give to God, you're booking your easy ticket to hell without knowing it.

These things are so rampant in Nigeria that I'm now considering going to heaven $alive* to confirm these and possibly to come back with my own story and warnings too, put in paying channels to fetch me money because it seems these stories are making waves in town.

Before I drop my keyboard,
Someone recently said that people who are travelling out of their home countries won't make it to heaven. Yeah, there are a lot of such people in hell already.

Omo!
Are you sure of heaven?

Thanks for reading.