🤣 New Jokes, Meme of the Day, Mining Update, Holidays, and LOLZ Free For All 🤣

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We at the LOLZ Project are about to shut things down (developmental wise at least) for the holidays and wanted to give one last update.

New Jokes till New Years

We plan to move to an LOLZ community generated joke list in the new year, so we decided to just do one big mix of all the jokes we had gotten from Reddit's API and let that run until the new year. When we get back we will move to the collection of jokes from the LOLZ community. There is still time to help contribute to the collection and earn some $LOLZ at the same time in our Weekly Joke Challenge.

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Mining Update

Our mining rate has dropped a bit the last few days, down to the 250 per day range. But we still expect to exceed the 8000+ LOLZ mined level in the coming days, and that would trigger our final holdings doubling.

But in the spirt of the holidays (and because we don't want to work during them) we will hold off on the final holdings doubling until the 2nd week of January.

Happy Holidays From Us to You

While the LOLZ team is taking a well deserved (if you ask us) break for the Holidays we plan to come back and hit it hard for the new year. See you all in the New Year!

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LOLZ Free For All

Drop a comment (while this post is active) and let us hit you with an LOLZ! We may be slow hitting you up (you heard we are going on Holiday right?) but we will get to you. See you all in the New Year!

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About LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.


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Thanks for the update and the freebies. I'm curious and kind of impatient to read all the new jokes from the community !lolz
Enjoy your vacations y'all! !LUV

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My favourite thing to say on New Year's Day is that I can remember last year like it was yesterday.
Happy Holidays!

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Great joke, we may have to have that be our joke for New Years Eve! !LOLZ

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I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
@bitpizza, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

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!LOLZ

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Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.
@emeka4, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

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!LOLZ

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It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
@emeka4, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

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I've shared some of these great jokes with friends and they laughed quite a bit, as I did as well. Keep up the good work on this project and enjoy the end-of-year holidays!

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Awesome! That is our hope that we can bring a little happiness to this world. !LOLZ

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I have been loving the !LOLZ initiative ever since out joined hive. Hit us as hard as you can next year.

Happy Holidays!

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Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @doziekash
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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Happy Holidays and thanks for the great !LOLZ initiative.

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Thank you for your work) Have a good holiday and new funny ideas)
!LOLZ

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That’s great
!LOLZ

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I really liked your project from the start guys! Thanks for the update and happy holidays to all of you!

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  • Q1.What are the advantages of whoever emits the tag: !Lolz
    Q1a. What does he earn?
    Q1b. Does he have any gains by storing (stake) !Lolz tokens?
    Q1c. Does he receive a counterpart or like the system via the hives 50% of his offer?

  • Q2. What are the advantages of whoever receives the tag: !Lolz

  • Q3. Is there any difference in results or rewards if he uses the tags !Lol or or $Lol or !Lolz or $lolz?

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q1. Gaining good will with the person you tipped, and a chance to be visited by the LOLZ curation bots.
q1a. Nothing unless the curation bot upvotes them.
q1b. The more you hold, the more times you can call the bot. In the new year we are planning to start our LOLZ Finance, and by holding enough LOLZ they will be earning from a reward pool.
q1c. No.
Q2. They receive an LOLZ token that they can keep or sell.
Q3. No difference between !LOL or !lol or !LOLZ or !lolz. $LOLZ doesn't work... we just use that to refer to the token. And you can't mix cases, either all caps, or no caps.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.
@fikif, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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Oh, and !LOLZ

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The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.
@fikif, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)

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Can never be late to a place like this,, trust am not missing out on the jokes already.

Trust I can still get one too

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It is holiday things and of all this lolz token is just too fun to be with

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happy holidays dude! !PIZZA !LOLZ

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Just discovered this community when I got tipped with some LOLZ. Keep up the great work on your mission to bring a smile to the world out there 👍😄

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Merry Christmas and happy holidays! Enjoy your well deserved break and happy 2022.

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!LOLZ

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Happy Holidays and thanks for the great !LOLZ initiative.

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!LUV
!BEER
!LOL

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