The highest embarrassment my teacher gave me(Puberty stage)
Chei, school life is the best and adolescent age is filled with regrets and laughter because of some hilarious things that must have happened back then.
Could you remember or recall some hilarious things that took place in your life then that made you to feel ashamed of yourself but today, it's a laughing matter? Hahaha, 🤣 I know there must be. While waiting to read yours, let me tell you mine.
It's a story that took place back then in primary school the day our teacher taught us about reproductive system lolz 😂. Dear reader, stop laughing o, because I haven't ground beans and you're already perceiving moi-moi aroma hahaha.
A day prior to that very day, our teacher announced to us that we should get prepared and ready for the next day study. He told us that the topic for our next lecture will be :
Human reproductive system - for both male and female
He also added these laws:
- If you laugh during the study, you'll pay him NGN 100 (which is equivalent to NGN 1000 presently).
- If you smile, you'll pay NGN 50(So, anytime you smile, or each of your smile generates NGN 50. Meaning that if you should smile or laugh for 20 times, it's 50×20 which is NGN 1000 then.
- If you didn't ask question, you'll pay NGN 100
- If you do too much holy, you'll pay NGN 50
- If you miss the study, or absent from school that very day, you'll pay NGN 200(which is equivalent to NGN 2000 now)
After giving all these laws to us, he dismissed us.
The next day, immediately after morning devotion, he came in for the studies and lecture.
He taught us about all the male and female reproductive organs, their names and their functions. At this point, Almost all my classmates started laughing and chuckling. Honestly, our teacher realized mode than 3k that very day before the end of the lecture and base on how cunning and devious our teacher is, instead of cutting down the time, he extended or increased the time just to talk rubbish things so as to lure us into laughter.
Remember, his 1st, 2nd and 3rd laws are against each other. How? Now let me tell you, as long as such teaching is going on in the class, it's either you laugh, smile or be too serious (holy) to avoid laughter. So tell me, how possible? you must do one isn't it?
The laughter increased when he started teaching about Testicles, scrotum, penis, vagina, breast development, sex and the rest of other bla bla bla bla bla surrounding such developments.
At that point, we were few that haven't laugh or smile because we haven't experienced any of the things he was mentioning. To us, it was just strange story.
Unknowingly to me, he was just targeting me. So, when he started teaching about women breast development, my teacher did his worst.
Chei, am still thinking if I can forgive that my teacher till date because of what he did to me that very day. hahaha 🤣
Friends, do you know that my teacher asked me to come out from my seat and to face the whole class. Then, he told them to look at me (at my chest). All eyes was on my chest, hmm, not just on my chest, but on my small developing breast. Ahh, what a disgrace!!
Further, he told them that as am just developing breast now, the breast will be paining me and that if anyone should hit me there, I might even faint. But, once it's well developed, I won't feel such pains anymore.
Chai, what did I do to this my teacher to deserve this kind of embarrassment from him? Imagine!!, am now a case study. Too bad.
The worst is that from that very day onward, our male students started making mockery of me. Some even tried to heat my breast just for me to have pains but they didn't succeed because of how watchful I was.
But, let me tell you guys the truth.
If it's today ehh, that teacher for collect from me I swear.
Till date, I don't think if I can find a place in my heart to forgive him because all doors and windows of my heart are all locked.
Should I forgive him? Why did he even use me as sample presentation? Am not happy!!!
So you mean your colleagues tried hitting you on the breast to see if you will faint...?😂😂
Are you sure none of them succeeded..?😂😂😂
But is it true when you hit a developing breast the girl will faint...? Hey..! Forgive that man, let by gone be by gone on till you buy gun😂😂
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ask your girlfriend, she will answer all these your questions 😂😂😂😂
You mean I should forgive him? Hmm
Emm, none of them succeeded. But, I hope weren't not Among them? It's like am suspecting you ooo
😂😂😂. You were just used as a case study on breast development 😂😂😂. I wish I was there to laugh the hell out😂😂😂😂. But come, that teacher was too raz. Mentioning hitting at the chest and the pain is out of the box. Just find a place in your locked heart to forgive him.
Wait oo, so you too have turn me into an object of laughter abi? No wahala.
I must tell my daddy for you
Case study no be small I swear.
I should forgive him? But he embarrassed me
Yea, he did embarrassed you, but it's bygone. You are now much more older and more developed. At least you learned from the experiment.😂😂. Am I still making jest of you? 😂😂
You'll not be my friend again. I must report you to comedy open mic.
Instead of consoling me, you're mocking me
Lol. Okay sorry....
Your teacher sef na tout.😂
Cause there is no way all the laid down rules won't be broken.
He certainly just needed to extort you guys.
But it seems you were not big enough to give your male classmates serious beating whenever they laughed at you😂😂
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I always remember in school days, whenever it is time to discuss about the reproductive system, it will always be a funny class 😂
I tell you. And immediately they came to know what sex is, they started demanding for it too. It was fun fun. Good bad days 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reproduction classes were always hilarious. The innocence, shame and excitement was always on another level.😂
He used you as a case study doesn't mean the class was all about you, that how teacher's does, they picked anyone they wish to and make example for others to see, you should even be happy you were used as a case study, because you would understand the teaching more than other's in the class.
Be thankful joor.
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Back in my primary/secondary school days, you dare not talk about **human representative system openly school. Both teachers, pupils and students.