Things that transpired between me and my teacher years ago

it's another powerful moment when I do share my thoughts and feelings with you all my community members. You know, it pains me whenever someone's BP is high or low as a result of lack of laughter. As a comedian, it's my onus to make sure you shine your 32 very well. But, if you know yours is not up to 32, better close it to avoid premature tooth growth lolz.

Hehehe, today's story are things that took place same day but different times. Chei, it was few minutes ago that I recalled the scene and decided to share the story with you all, maybe, it will serve it's purpose in calming down your BP lolz. It's a story that took place years ago when I was in primary 5. Chei. Follow along with me.

The day I came to school late

It was on a Monday, before leaving home that morning, there was this serious quarrelling going on between my Dad and Mom because of money. Honestly, if there is nothing like money on this earth, there will be peace and love. Wait oo, who is even the founder of money? If you know, inform me because he need to return where he came from with all the money in this world. Look! he's even the cause of quarrelling in my family today. Now, as my parents kept on quarrelling, (later, I'll let you know the exact cause of the quarrelling) there was no room for me to ask for both t-fair and money for biscuit. Above these, am also owing school authority NGN 500 and the principal warned me on Friday not to attend school on Monday without it.

Therefore, since my parents are into serious quarrelling that morning, I made up my mind to go to school although principal forewarned me never to feature in school without the money. As I left to school, on my way, a man was walking ahead of me. There was around 10k in his back pocket. Luckily for me, 5k missed road and fall down. Ahhh, what will I do? should I call his attention to the money?( If I should do that, the only thing I'll receive is "Thank you" when am not in need of it) What if another person's eye is on the money? At that point, something flashed my mind. I looked around and there was no eye on the money. Immediately, I stepped my leg on one of the naira notes (1k). Then, to claim good girl, I called the man's attention to his money. He immediately picked them all, counted and found out that one is missing, he stood there and started searching his pockets in hunt of the remaining naira note.

This is exactly the way i matched on the money that very day hahaha.

At that, I stood still and kept on watching him in pity. I stood there with him for about 20 minutes. Later, he went on his way and the only thing he told me is : "My dear, thanks for calling my attention to this, ahh, see me, my dear, if to say I have coins I for give you. Next time, I will give you something" As if he knows me. lolz. As soon as he left, I bent down and collected the money straight to school. As I walked in to my class, my form-teacher asked why I came late, below was our discussion:

Teacher: Marajah, why do you come to school late today?
Me: Ma, there was a man that lost 1k note....(at that she caught in)...
Teacher: Did you help him in finding the money?
Me: Emmmm....
Teacher: Emm what?
Me: Ma, I have been standing on top of the money. This is it, am owing school NGN 500, please ma, give me my balance.
Teacher: Marajah, so you collected money that does not belong to you? (she gave me 5 strokes of cane, collected the school share and also balance me up). Uppps, I thought she would reject the money naa. You see, she too collected money that does not belong to her. Like teacher like student. lolz. 10 minutes later, something else happened.

I started sleeping

Friends, think about the stress I passed through while standing on top money for more than 20 minutes not knowing if the owner will eventually find out and what the outcome would be and the one I passed through as my teacher gave me 5 strokes of cane. It isn't easy lolz. Hehehe, on the process, although teacher was busy teaching, I dozed off. Disappointedly, our teacher said to me : Marajah, hope you well know that you can't sleep in my class?. At that, out of anger, I said to her, Ma, I know, and it's because you're making noise, but if you can be quiet, probably I could sleep peacefully.

Chei, my response really provoked my teacher and the next thing I heard is:

Teacher: Marajah, stand up. I will be silent only if you can answer this question.
Me: Go ahead ma.
Teacher: Marajah, if your father earns 50k per week and gives half of the money to your mother, what will he have?

At that point, I recalled the reason why my parents were quarrelling before I left home. Yes, Dad went on outside work, he gave his boss mom's account details for payments. On reaching home last night, mother had misused the whole money. So, with that, I gave my teacher a perfect answer. lolz.

Me: Dad must have heart attack

At that , my teacher bursted into laughter and till date, whenever she sees me, the next thing is to start laughing. I want you all to tell me if that my answer was right or wrong? And make sure you'll not join her in laughing at me too.

Byeeee

Thanks for reading!!!!