Drinking poop while smelling farts

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It has come to my attention that even thought you might have billions, it wont buy you class status culture or tastes.
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Ol billy gates the third...i mean turd, likes it fresh hot an wet as he washing it down with a wiff of...
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Perhaps it is better when it is right from the sewer. I suppose if that is the way your family brought you up, you go back to what you know best. Ratting around the scraps of dark tunnels underground.
But hey if you got that kind f cash you can do what you want.
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SO i was informed, that i must inform you that Billy gatesy shit machine is actually areal things he has....probably like someone who has an RO system at home , this shill guy has machine so he can re-drink his shat and re slash it again. Not sure why he does not just drink his urine...he probably saves that for his ex wife quasi girlfriend shower shows....of those kids on epstein island.....either way......

Staying rich means not buying shit...or keeping your shit to drink it again. Think of all the plastic bottles this guy saves by handing his turds into the machine that makes water from turds.
Like Jesus this guy turns shit into water....perhaps he could go take the next quarters death jab earnings and buy a machine that makes that water into wine.

We could call him mini-Jesus if he did that...and so it goes on.
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Billy G was smarter then JC, by making water, now who does not have an issue with water? Oh wait it came from turds so perhaps those vegans might object....

In other news, just an FYI...if you have gas...

...you might just be in luck...or out of Cocaine...not sure which way to go on that one.
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That what you get for letting guy who has cash tell you how to run the show.
That is it for the moment i am going to go flush some steamers down i hear billy cawing from the sewers below.



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You totally should do more of this comedy!!!

Phenomenal work.

And so much truth to the matter.

Hopefully one day this individual will auto-erotically asphyxiate himself while masturbating.

I have a feeling when he dies his family is going to have a civil war over the inheritance.

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Thanks but i am just the vessel, the toilet paper roll to which the words flow through, i try not to impede. They call it a blowey or a sploofy,, ya know that shit ticket roll with dryer sheets stuffed into it so you can blaze inside and blow it through the roll and get the skunk smell stripped out as if laundry was just done.
But if oll billy keeps licking he might just find himself at the end of ol Shillerys toilet paper noose.

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It might just be as messy and perhaps not as fun as the midnight knuckle shuffle all while choking a chicken and a door knob all at once....hummm you got me thinking....if i do not post tomorrow just remember me as a permanent friend. ahaha i joke, but that door know is liking tempting….

Never mind the cant find my belt….

Civil war…hell no those kids look savage there is no civility left in them, it will be bare knuckle brawls with tomahawks called in just for the opening show. Hey they have enough farm land they could wage a full scale war and no one would ever know.

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I actually find highly intelligent poop humor extremely funny.

Better be careful or Hillary will come find you with her lesbian hit squad...

Yep she is a bigger predator than rapo bill. Mr biter. Crazy stories about them from the protection agents.

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No lie, i stopped and thought...i might just be throwing the flags up at her by posting this image....eeee that is weird she has that kinds power...ill take it back from her now._6247049079452445998_121.jpg

It is so sad how sick that stuff all gets....her wearing kids faces eeee too much even for me.
Shitty humor can be fun too...just don’t touch it,,, too much.

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Definitely need to poke more fun at the pedophile in Chief....

That definitely deserves more exposure.

I noticed the president hasn't been around any children since he was french kissing his granddaughter

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Welll now the epstein island is cleared out he is likely sniffling them there....
Oh i got one loaded for ol SCROTUS coming, i can feel it like food poison working through my body.
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