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Dark Clown Chronicles
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This page breaks down today’s headlines, politics, and community chaos with dark humor, sarcasm, and a little too much honesty. If you came for sugarcoating, you’re in the wrong place.
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@melrod97
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about 4 hours ago
someeofficial
Wait, wait, wait… South Korea did WHAT?! 🤯 🤯
Yeah they crowned Donald J. Trump. Literally. President Lee Jae Myung handed him the Grand Order of Mugunghwa, South Korea’s highest honor, plus a gold crown modeled after one from the ancient Silla
@melrod97
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about 15 hours ago
someeofficial
💥 New Bill Alert: H.R. 372 Drug Testing for Welfare Recipients Act
Introduced in the House on January 13, 2025, this bill would require drug testing for people applying for welfare programs like TANF (cash assistance), food stamps (SNAP), and…
@melrod97
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about 15 hours ago
someeofficial
Hurricane Melissa Roars Into History Jamaica Takes a Direct Hit 😥
Hurricane Melissa slammed into Jamaica on Tuesday with a fury the island hasn’t seen in nearly two centuries. The monster storm made landfall as a Category 5 powerhouse, shredding rooftops, swallowing
@melrod97
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about 19 hours ago
someeofficial
While the Last Guys Gave Money Away… Trump Just Sent an Invoice 🌎💸
Take a wild guess who’s been busy this month and no, it’s not Biden trying to find the stage again. Australia – Oct 20, 2025 💰 $8.5 BILLION critical minerals deal.…
@melrod97
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1 day ago
someeofficial
In a World of Pure Fantasy… 😅
Imagine Democrats and Republicans actually agreeing on something not peace, not lower taxes, but the ultimate showdown: Donald Trump vs. Barack Obama, 2028. CNN calls it…
@melrod97
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1 day ago
someeofficial
Trump Signs Peace Deals Media Demands Investigation into Why He’s Not Napping”
While Democrats are busy stalking Trump like jealous exes, the guy’s out in Tokyo signing trade deals, locking in rare earth agreements, boosting U.S. manufacturing, and getting…
@melrod97
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2 days ago
someeofficial
Ever Feel Like You’re Working So Others Don’t Have To 🤔
About 42 million Americans could lose their food stamp benefits on Nov. 1 because the government finally ran out of Monopoly money. 💸 The USDA even posted on their website:…
@melrod97
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2 days ago
someeofficial
Alpha Energy Not Included: Gavin Newsom Tries Tough Guy Mode 😅
Apparently, dropping f-bombs in interviews now makes you a man. Someone tell him yelling at baristas doesn’t count as testosterone. Journalists say he’s “less scripted” and…
@melrod97
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2 days ago
someeofficial
When Politics Becomes a Religion, Facts Become the Enemy
The Untold Story of the Poor, Misunderstood Cartels Just Hardworking Entrepreneurs Who Chose Americans as Their Favorite Product.” Apparently, the media’s too busy writing puff pieces about “equity”
@melrod97
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5 days ago
someeofficial
Professor Bukele Explaining How To Actually Drain The Swamp 👌
In a UN General Assembly speech, President Nayib Bukele defended his nation’s aggressive security measures, insisting the decisions taken to combat crime were necessary. He also…
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