Karen versus retail

Meme dump #3: The KAREN System

Everyone knows what a Karen is, right? It's a strong meme, based on a recognizable look, and all too recognizable behavior. And if you'd want to complain about it, guess what you'd look like...

Text Fun fact: A group of Karens in the wild is called a complaint.

Text The Karen system
K - Know your rights
A - Accuse everyone
R - Request a manager
E - Escalate to authorities
N - Neglect reason

Text Karen, General Manager.
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Text Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job
and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page
BlackGwinnett: Are you still a cashier at The Krusty Krab
I will be contacting your employer and your parents — relatives
SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR. KRABS ON ME YALL
SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM
She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.

Text Ultra Karen, Summoner of District Managers

Text Amy Carroll: the Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us

My dream employer:

Text Customer are not allowed. We don't serve any customer.

I'd bet this one was a man:

Text u/TeslaModelUK in r/LegalAdviceUK:
Successfully quashed a proposed road traffic order in 2020 against the installation of an electric charging point outside my house. I now own an electric car but the council refuses to install one because of a prior quashing order actioned by me.

Not all Karens are bad, sometimes you'll want one on your side:

Text My mums almost got stolen by a seagull and she casually caught it and said 'not today'.

If you're not working in a store or restaurant, enjoy your weekend!

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