All decent and happy simulation missions going forward will be DLC.

Four years ago, reality TV star Donald Trump became the first American President to sit down with a North Korean leader...

with help from NBA superstar envoy Dennis Rodman, who funded his trip through a crypto currency called Potcoin and cried about the experience on CNN...

thus proving time travel or simulation theory because without a future meddler with a sense of humor or bad programming, this wouldn't have been possible.

I think right around 2000, the government cracked time travel and went back to kill Hitler.

But, being obsessed with the occult and whatnot, Hitler was totally ready and our boys got whacked. Thus there was no ripple in 1944, only in 2000. So Bush wins the white house thanks to dangling chads, does 9/11, we get a black president, then an orange one, and, you know, *gestures broadly.

Science.