Aging from left to right, right to left and vice versa.

"Life goes along. It's just a matter of perspective"

«-Recalls Of The Future-»

AGE

In your next life you should want to live your life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy and go collect your pension and it's then when you start to work. You get a gold rolex watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, you are generally promiscuous fucking around and then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play a lot. You have no responsibilities and then you become a baby until you are born.

And then, you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as a glorious orgasm!

«-RECKONING

Memories

«-'Abstract Aural Bit'-»


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Funny post, thanks for your contribution to our community!

!1UP

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As long my contribution is of some value for your community, always a great pleasure my friend. :)

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Ok clear: It's the right side of my face that I shall show the world, or better said: It's the right side of my face that I shall get in focus for ... uhm... for whom? ... for myself? Then I need a mirror and the right side becomes the left side I have to show forward. Very confusing LOL

Wouldnt it be wonderful to end up in that luxurious spa at the end of your life? I let my imagination go wild and see what comes out of that ;)

Great use of the spreadthevibes tag ... hear hear :)

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Then I need a mirror and the right side becomes the left side I have to show forward. Very confusing LOL

Indeed, it may seems too confuse hahaha. Maybe better we always go out to show us to the world with a little mirror in our pocket just in case. :D

Wouldnt it be wonderful to end up in that luxurious spa at the end of your life? I let my imagination go wild and see what comes out of that ;)

I'm working on that in this very moment. I didn't arrived to the luxurious spa condition yet. Through this regression journey, I'm probably still stuck in the process before be ready for high school. Maybe, because I feel like I haven't been promiscuous enough yet. LoL

Great use of the spreadthevibes tag ... hear hear :)

Thank you! since I concur this is what the #spreadthevibes tag and concept is all about. :)

Cheers!!

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before readiness for high school. not a bad place to be stuck at 🌻

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Hahaha yeah, that's exactly what my granny tells me!

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So you're saying that I should let people look at me on my right side only?

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I guess everything is gonna depend on whether you want to show yourself to the world as the old and wise one who has something to teach or the younger who always is willing to listen and learn something new every day. };)

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