Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Announce their Engagement
Amidst wild speculation over the last 12 hours, it has now been confirmed that Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin have decided to tie the knot.
We spoke with a source close to the Kremling who stated that "we will obviously be revising our stance on LGBTQIA relationships, and perhaps Russia will soon become a Gay, Bisexual, and Trans utopia."
This will not surprise some when Donald Trump's relationship with Putin was revealed during his tenure as president of the United States. The two leaders showed tenderness and respect in many interactions on-screen, leading some to even accuse them of collusion.
Donald Trump is now stating on many national forums that he will be moving to Russia to be with his Vladdie Puts (his pet name for his soon-to-be husband) and is considering taking up a job as a diplomat given the rising tensions between the West and Russia.
Donald Trump was quoted as saying "I think we can sort all this mess out with a simple, well-constructed wall around the borders of Ukraine to keep any European immigrants out of the new Russian utopia."
Melania Trump and the rest of the family have refused to comment at this time. Although Melania was seen to storm out of Trump tower when Donald was photographed showing his new lover a gift and whispering in his ear.
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I'm sure they'll be very happy together, but a few British politicians will be very jealous.
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Yes, love is a beautiful thing. I don't care who it is man and man, woman and man, dick-tator and dick-tator... I think Trump and Putin are very suited to each other in many ways 🤣
Yeah, maybe. JRM or even BOJO might have prefered to tap that (oil/gas) relationship 😂
Nothing like a good old-fashioned highly inappropriate April fools joke news story.
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I don't think Putin would do this to Trump? Just my opinion. Thanks for your post.
This post was pure satire and comedy. Lol it is the 1st of April, #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFoolsDay2022
Sometimes I forget that the Hive community is an international community and not everyone celebrates the daft tradition of April Fool where basically you make up some crazy daft unbelievable news and try to convince people it's fact before the 2nd of April hits.
I know the UK and America do have April fools day but not sure how many other countries have it to be honest. I wasn't seriously suggesting they were getting married and turning Russia into a LGBTQIA Gay, Bisexual, and Trans utopia.
😂🤣😅
Thanks for checking out the post tho @rcaine
Love it, we need more humour right now in these crazy times and to be honest, very little would surprise me right now xxxx
Ya gotta laugh... or you'd cry.
I hope they're both very happy together and maybe stop trying to fck the world up so hard now they've got each other for that 😝🤣
Sry, couldn't help myself love is a beautiful thing. I don't care who it is man and man, woman and man, woman and woman, dick-tator and dick-tator... I think Trump and Putin are very suited to each other in many ways 🤣
No wonder Putin is already trying to move to Ukraine.
If he doesn't find trumpy-poos (his pet name for Donald) a place to build a wall there will be hell to pay!!!
Sry, it's not really funny, especially what has happened in the Ukraine, but they do say nothing is off-limits in comedy. I think if Putin-i-pie and trumpy-poos take over Europe I might find that this rule doesn't hold true at the end of a Kalashnikov for this post 😂
I get it, satire for April Fools Day, but who in their right mind would dump a Babe like Melania. Although she never rode a horse shirtless!
😂🤣 I agree, I wouldn't dump a hottie like Melania as I'm that way inclined, but ya know different strokes and all that.
That 2nd pic I put up where Trump and Putin are gazing into each other's eyes and Melania is looking on like WTF! 🤣
I think Melania may be getting a little old for him.
This was a great laugh, thanks for that!
Just call me Barry Chuckle
Sry, that is a very Brit reference. Back in the 80's and 90's when I was a kid there was a children's comedy show called the Chuckle Brothers... the old white guy you can see getting down with his boyyeee in that Gif is Barry Chuckle, one of the famous due I grew up with. Here is another so you can see the great comedy duo in action...
Genius 😂
Hahhaa it looks like fun :)
I smiled through the post, then laughed out loud at the #congratsdonandvlad!
Well Crafted!