365-300: So you...
Claimed the election would be rigged in advance, until you won it
Funneled funds in countless ways from your campaign to your personal businesses
Hid coverup payments from an affair with a porn star so your business wouldn't have to pay taxes and you could hide them from the electorate
Claimed the next election would be rigged in advance
Brought over 60 legal challenges to the courts, including judges you appointed, and none were found viable
Instigated an attempted coup to stop a peaceful and legal transfer of power
Claimed a witch hunt when investigations into these things began
Took classified and other sensitive information to your retirement home and shared them with unknown civilians on multiple occasions, storing them in a rarely used guest bathroom
Told a governor to "find" you 11,800 votes
Claimed the with hunt continued when charges were brought
Claimed the trial was rigged when found guilty of 34 felony counts
Claimed the next election is rigged in advance
Now the judges you appointed just decided you have immunity