Not Quite There But Almost

Happy Fetishize Your Independence Day! 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"

If I make a 10 image post every day, I should be caught up by the end of the week. I made six paintings yesterday so I could take a 5 hour car ride to deliver and pick up artwork at a far away gallery. None of these sold, and I got a parking ticket. Ah, the creative life... It’s wonderful!

Woman on Rock Flirting With Narcissist 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"

Today 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"

The Emetic Sing-Song of Celebrity Worship 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"

Businessman With Flower and Lizard 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"

Crappy Almost-Limerick See Below 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"

I had exhausted, grumpy granddaughters last weekend at a music festival. I came up with a little poem to make them laugh out their surly Sunday. Beware, it is crude and crass: "Ron Ron Porta-Jon/Went outside with nothing on/Had to pee but pooped instead/and wiped himself/with a bald head"

de_meter_art I Wish You a Thousand Greased Links and Outwitting the Cholera On Your Ride Back to Budapest! 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"

I love this painting. It will help me remember the awesome bike ride an Instagram friend took this month from Budapest to the Venice Biennale. He made little videos along the way. A true searcher. I’ll try to get him to post here someday.

How Do You Cure Functional Depression? Asking For a Dysfunctional Alter Ego 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"

Heavily Sun-screened Pregnant Queen 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"

No Surprises Today While I Turn Down My Heart Volume 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"