EPIC BATTLE between Two Ojisan (with Office Supplies and Youtube Videos) to decide the fate of the Universe!

about 2 years ago (Edited)

I awoke this morning to the smell of crime. Crime in the form of boring office work and sad faces. @inuke was standing right before me with his self-righteous office work ethic, spreading staplers and attached files to unwanting bystanders. I couldn't just let it go...I had to step in.

(If nothing else treat this post as a nice little playlist of upbeat and fun music 😂...Seriously, listen to the music and watch the videos, they will keep you energized for weeks! )
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The Battle:

@inuke the Vader —

Actually robin hood would get arrested and prosecuted for the possession of illegal weapons
Sorry mate.!!

whatamidoing —

I’m ok with that
I can still be his friend

inuke the Vader —

No!!!!
They will find a way to drag you in this mess

whatamidoing —

That’s ok

@ryivhnn —

technically we'd already be in this mess for wrongthink XD

inuke the Vader —

We need a better Hero.. and role model..

whatamidoing —

Yeah!! a decent pirate!

ryivhnn — Today at 12:49 PM

or better resource distribution seeing as the reason he became a folk hero was the whole robbing the rich to give to the poor thing

whatamidoing — Today at 12:50 PM

Well that’s why bad govt isn’t all that bad
It lets us become bad assets
Bad asses

inuke the Vader —

Nope no pirates.. or robin hood.. we need someone bland

whatamidoing — Today at 12:50 PM

Blade!
Vampire Hunter

Cool
You need vampires if you wanna have vampire hunters

inuke the Vader — Today at 12:51 PM

No no no!!!

whatamidoing — Today at 12:51 PM

We need bad govt that’s just pretending to be bad

inuke the Vader — Today at 12:51 PM

We need a superhero called.. "Normal Man"
🤣

whatamidoing — Today at 12:51 PM

In order to raise a generation of vampire killing pirates
Isn’t that Saitama?

inuke the Vader — Today at 12:52 PM

Naa he doesn't care about taxes .
Hahaha

whatamidoing — Today at 12:52 PM

Why does a hero need to care about taxes! This is why I’m on the side of the pirates
All the superhero’s pay their taxes

inuke the Vader — Today at 12:52 PM

We need someone who is paying taxes, follows the rules, reports on pirates and robin hood activities

whatamidoing — Today at 12:52 PM

Not I!
I’ll only report on murder and rape
You can steal from 7-11. I don’t care
Just don’t steal from old ladies
Or young innocent bright eyed boys and girls
Everyone’s allowed to steal from a boomer once or twice

inuke the Vader — Today at 12:54 PM

@whatamidoing you are leaving me no choice.. but to transform myself into a superhero...

whatamidoing — Today at 12:54 PM

You shaved your beard! You can’t stop me!
As he charges his phone with an unplugged charger
Only 1% left. Let’s see if he will be defeated by his own stupidity
I feel like I’ve become an NFT creating super villain

inuke the Vader — Today at 12:57 PM

@whatamidoing San. I am sorry but this is not going to end well.
Image

whatamidoing — Today at 12:58 PM

Oh no! Did you grow a new beard!?

inuke the Vader — Today at 12:58 PM

Secret transformation technique
It's Banana Vs Pineapple time

(some people call me pineapple)

whatamidoing — Today at 12:59 PM

That’s what he said right before he was arrested for indecent exposure
Your banana is not a sword Mr.
It’s a gun

I wish Japan was actually like this

inuke the Vader — Today at 1:01 PM

Fear the power pineapple...

whatamidoing — Today at 1:01 PM

The pineapple’s eyes are barely open. He just awoke. At 1% power
Oh wow. 10% already
Lol today this chat is called Ojisan daycare

Omg what have I done
I’ve become….a monster
As I wake up and start dancing to Japanese fairy pop

Ok time to wake up and be a human for a few hours
37%. Feeling good

inuke the Vader — Today at 1:25 PM

This is not over . Pineapple 🍍🍍🍍

whatamidoing — Today at 2:06 PM

I just finished my pink volcano sacred turtle armpit hair ritual. I am at 100%

I am unstoppable @inuke the Vader

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:10 PM

🍍 San. I am sorry but I must stop you.
Enough of this madness.
There is nothing glorious about being pirate
Join the ranks of "Normal Man"
And enjoy the peace like none other.
Except for when you are doing taxes, EMIs, paying bills, savings for future and losing it to emergency, 9-5 jobs...

@whatamidoing why you must be like this.

Stop corrupting us with your weird fun power.

whatamidoing — Today at 2:22 PM

I shall reanimate your corpse to dance across the land

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:24 PM

@whatamidoing San powers are more weird than expected..
I ... Must.... Resist......

whatamidoing — Today at 2:26 PM

Even the office worker cannot resist
He WILL Have a nice day!

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:28 PM

No one should have that much fun power..

whatamidoing — Today at 2:29 PM

We are coming for you. You shall dance

(I want to be a dj who makes their playlists like this, in discord battle)

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:30 PM

@whatamidoing San.. why???!!!!
Why ?? You???
I am not going to give in to the fun power .
I am a NORMAL MAN
( Although anyony going through this chat may think otherwise )

whatamidoing — Today at 2:33 PM

I’ve got to whip out the Deacon Beacon!

Bald head bobbing rainbow men unite!!!!
Show him he is one of us

And the dancing shall spread to all his coworkers and complaining family members

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:36 PM

Super boring spreadsheet beam.....!!!!!

whatamidoing — Today at 2:36 PM

Hahahahhaaha

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:37 PM

I will not give up... @whatamidoing San ....
For I am a NORMAL MAN..

whatamidoing — Today at 2:39 PM

I shall call upon the ultimate male role model
I only hope he does not punish me for calling upon him too often
The true god of men

My spirit animal

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:40 PM

@whatamidoing Sannnnnnnnnn

whatamidoing — Today at 2:41 PM

Ranveer Singh
I have no hair on my head, but I have it in my soul!
And I can hump the air and blast happiness across the land with my air humping!

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:43 PM

Ultra Boring Office Guy transformation.

whatamidoing — Today at 2:43 PM

Lol damn this guy doesn’t quit.
What kind of guns do I have to pull out to conquer the MEH

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:45 PM

I sold my soul to corporate machine long back @whatamidoing San.. there is no savin me.

whatamidoing — Today at 2:48 PM

Guy looks out of place wearing a suit to a festival, until the beat...

Me toooooo
The dancing will never die!

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:50 PM

You Monster..!!!
Give him back...
Nooooo!!!!!

whatamidoing — Today at 2:52 PM

Muahahahaha

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:52 PM

That guys was obviously being mind controlled

whatamidoing — Today at 2:52 PM

Even Abraham Lincoln can’t resist….

The Gay Bar!!!!!!

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:54 PM

@whatamidoing you are stronger than I anticipated

whatamidoing — Today at 2:55 PM

I will only show you my true power once you submit
To fun

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:56 PM

Never..... !!!!!!

whatamidoing — Today at 2:57 PM

Admit you can dance as an office worker
Admit that the office needs pelvic thrusts

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:57 PM

Super THICC advance payment processing EMV documents.... PDF beam....

whatamidoing — Today at 2:57 PM

Pelvic dancing on Skype meetings!
You are THICC buddy!

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:58 PM

Take this FUN..!!!!

whatamidoing — Today at 2:59 PM

Hahahaha but here you’ve been all song watching music videos and memes while you are supposed to be working
I’ve already won

inuke the Vader — Today at 2:59 PM

Hahaha..
I was in back to back meetings since early morning
China team
And was going through the document to understand few basic stuff ..
But it was so slow and boring that ended up colouring my keypads
You can see that in the pics
Also anime style fight with a fun pineapple

whatamidoing — Today at 3:02 PM

Lol see. You are already one of us
China team:

驸马爷！

inuke the Vader — Today at 3:08 PM

Translation??

whatamidoing — Today at 3:08 PM

Fu Ma Ye!
I have no idea. Some person in history
But he’s coming for you

inuke the Vader — Today at 3:08 PM

Haha
I love the anime role play here.
☮️❤️

whatamidoing — Today at 3:12 PM

Ok now that I’ve won…I must show you my true form

Seatbelt Bikini Man!
The battle was over before it began
I’m glad you came to our side. I didn’t want to have to use this against you
Quite a relief actually