Hive Roast of @cmmemes by thatgermandude
The Roast
@cmmemes wanted to bring a new format to hive: Roasts. He volunteered to be the first roasted... which would be nice if he wasn't an irrelevant person on hive. I guess since I am the only one reading his posts I am kind of obligated to lead the roast. He thinks @trumpman is reading his posts as well, but I think Trumpman just knows the value of memes and @cmmemes happens to be the only frequent creator of those, an involuntary mutual goal alliance if you will.
So in case, you didn't notice that the roast is already in full progress, let us come to the main dish. This meme represents my feelings when I read @cmmemes post
While it is usually a funny light hearted meme at the beginning of the post, @cmmemes also explains the stone-cold truths behind his memes and often you feel more like reading an actual thought provoking piece, even a call to action sometimes like with the latest call for a Hive Roast(TM).
This is bad of course! If I read memes I want to go "haha thats funny", not "oh I haven't thought about it this way". But what can you expect of a cheap Romanian product? A ton of luxury equipment in the basic model? Maybe...
@cmmemes obviously just needs some explanation on how irony works, maybe this video is also helpful to you if you can not really grasp the concept of irony
@cmmemes also suggested to make fun of his investment decisions when it comes to crypto. It is really hard to punch down here just because I have been rather lucky with my crypto so far. You know what they say about luck and the stupid.
The End
This was my first time roasting somebody and while I am certainly not an expert I like the concept and would love to see more Hive Roasts. I might volunteer myself if this takes off but I will make a separate post about that.
I hope this is somewhat what @cmmemes had in mind, sorry that I couldn't keep it all Original, but when I wrote "haha that's funny" I just had to link the Jreg video.
If you want to chime in with your own insults towards @cmmemes feel free to make another roast post. All the good roasts have multiple contributors.
You started off hot 🤣
danke! :)
Can't believe I didn't know what irony meant. That's funny.
GG @cmmemes & @thatgermandude
sign me up, plenty of crackling.
there is no signing up, feel free to roast the goofy clown ( me) in the most savage way you can think of :)) If this takes of we can find other victims.. I mean volunteers
Oh and don't forget to tag me and trumpman
Oh, I signed up for the roasted. I couldn't give a shit about roasting you (or better put, I wouldn't even know where to start) 😃
Festive roasts are a hot commodity at Christmas!
Oh I see, noted then :)))
awesome!
I am not sure if @cmmemes wants to have any moderation on the tag/project. But I would suggest just making a post asking your followers to roast you. I remember you being kind of an active person in the VYB/POB community so there might be some hot takes :).
Feel free to tag me in your announcement, I will also try to look into the tag hiveroast every now and then
I don't have the time to moderate and stuff just be sure to yell at me if I miss anything funny :)
LOL, definitely. @vempromundo I'm sure you would have some good material to roast me like the x-mas turkey 😂
Dropped a mention in my recent post for you germandude, hopefully, it spikes some interest!
"irrelevant person" and the "cheap Romanian product" were the best ones :))) that was a really good job considering the small amount of info you had to go on since I like to keep things somewhat private and not post selfies every half an hour :P
glad you liked it! I hope you got the Dacia reference, my friend is buying so it was kind of on my mind.
I actually like that I only roasted superficial and hive related stuff, I really wouldn't want to read a roast on my personal shortcomings either. Also a reason why I am kind of hesitant to give a greenlight to a roast on my person, other than ofc being even more irrelevant than you are ;)
I got the Dacia reference now that you mentioned it. On the irrelevancy front I think it would be quite the challenge to find out who is the more irrelevant one :))