My Actifit Report Card: February 22 2026
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today's joke
On one bench sits a married couple, and on the bench opposite sits a couple of lovers. The lovers are kissing, and the wife on the opposite bench watches them enviously. After a while, she says to her husband: "Listen, he’s kissed her at least five times while we’ve been sitting here, and you haven’t even thought of it once!" The husband looks at her in surprise: "Come on, I don’t even know her!"
dnešní vtip
Na jedné lavičce sedí manželský pár, na lavičce naproti sedí pár milenecký. Milenci se líbají a manželka na ně z protější lavičky závistivě kouká. Po chvíli povídá svému manželovi: „Poslyš, on ji už aspoň pětkrát za tu dobu, co tady sedíme, políbil, a tebe to ani nenapadlo ještě ani jednou!“ Manžel se na ni udiveně podívá: „Prosím tě, vždyť ji ani neznám!“

Translated by gemini

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