THE COMEDY RUMBLE -

• After losing in the Supreme Court, the defendant
  Asked his lawyer, “where do we go from here?”
  The lawyer looked him in the eye and
  Said; “what do you mean by ‘we’? You go to
  Prison; I go to my office😂🙆‍♂️

• Her: James I didn’t see my period.
  Him: Where did you keep it.
  Her: I mean, I'm pregnant
  Him: didn't open the message again 🤣
  

• Some guys can be so wicked! So, because she left you for another guy, you're now using her pant to clean your shoe.😂🚶
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• Nowadays you go to Nightclubs and you will think it's P.T.A Meeting because you'll see a lot of small Girls accompanied by Old Men 😒😒😒

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• Rejected handshake is one of the biggest insult ever
  Only guys can relate🤣🤣
  

• A kid was crying standing outside his house. A passer by asked: "Why are you crying?" Kid: "My parents are fighting inside the house." Passer by: "Who is your father?" Kid: "That is what the cause of the fight😂
  

• One idiot used gun shots as ringtone and his Phone rang inside the Church, Over 1hour now we're still searching for our Pastor to continue the service🤣🤣

• Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever😂😂

• I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE ...3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison because there are 3 fish inside 1 sardine. The 2nd man stole a tray of egg. He got 30yrs in prison because a tray of egg contains 30 eggs. And the 3rd guy collapsed. Do u know why? He stole a bag of rice. 😂🙆‍♂️

• stop kissing her lips and neck all the time those are not the only parts on her body surprise her by kissing her armpits🤔🤔🤔

• At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
  Come see trouble 🤔
  I can't separate this fight anymore, I’m going home🏃‍♂️😂

• When you meet a woman that admits she's wrong, apologizes and changes her ways...
  Dump her, that might be a man. Women don't do that. 😂🙆‍♂️

• you cant expect her to quickly reply your how are you while another guy is becaus her whats your account number. my brother stop joking

• I am not feeling fine please send me airtime when did airtime become medicinal please keep that behavior behind

• my Chinese friend asked me why Nigerians will lock their car via remote and hear the lock sound and still check the door to be sure i told him that we like to be very sure our village people might have played the lock sound in our ear

• I'm done watching Nigeria movie, how can a ghost be vomiting and wear wrist watch and still tiptoe while walking…. Wtf?. Who sees a ghost 😂

• Girls that do Ghana weaving with Brazilian wool on a Nigerian hair, how do you survive with three nations on your head?

Which of the jokes hit you hard..

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