The COMedy rumble: you snooze, you booze

Is it just me or does every kind of alcohol out there has different effects on people?

Recently, I came across a trend on tiktok where a group of friends individually took multiple shots of tequila till they could take no more. Then they recorded themselves while drinking each shot to test their limits.
As fun as it looked, some passed out, some puked, some were violent and some were calm.
It made me realize how I react to different kinds of alcohol the first time ever I took them and why not share with you guys!

As a not so much of an alcohol lover, I’ve had only six different kinds and like humans, these are what they do to me.

Vodka

Or like I like to call it, Ms temptation. The first time I took vodka was in a club and this drink did things to me that I could not imagine.
I drank it till I was tipsy but that didn’t stop it from doing the alcohol lord’s work. It gave me butterflies in my tummy and below to the point that my single ass at the moment was on the verge of texting an ex. Luckily my friend stopped me before I could do it.
Well unlucky for me another day I had vodka and this time I was in fact drunk. I did text an ex, said what I said and blocked him everywhere. Thankfully we resolved that issue later.
The point is Vodka makes me think of “him” if you know what I mean and in the competition of which alcohol stimulates temptation/audacity the best, Vodka takes the crown.
In essence, Vodka is the queen of bad decisions.

Wine

AKA - Sexy.
Something about Wine, whether red or white just gives me maximum confidence. The first time I took wine was with a really close friend of mine at her apartment and after five to six sips, I felt like Beyoncé. Like I was on top of the world.
Wine makes my body feel perfect and has me feeling myself in my own little world.
I always make so many videos and take pictures after drinking wine which of course by the next day with my clear eye, would be blurry and ugly.
Also, an important note to self is to never make a decision while Wine high because I still don’t know how to tell my photographer friend that Wine made me call and beg him to be my personal paparazzi.

Cocktail.

Specifically Pina colada.
The first time ever I had this drink was at a restaurant which is still a mystery to me why they’ll have such an effective alcohol in the harmless cocktail section. I was drunk at just one cup which I didn’t even finish.
I don’t know what they mix with coconut and pineapple in this drink but it makes me want to sing.
I don’t know how to sing and neither do I sing a lot but the day I was drunk by this cocktail, on my way home in the car with my friend, I sang my voice out and in my head I sounded like Adele but it turned out I sounded more like a drunk and confused banshee, loudly going on and off key with pride.
My heart goes to anyone in the car with me whenever I’m cocktail drunk, sorry in advance!

Champagne.

This didn’t exactly get me drunk at my first time or so I thought, but it did make me feel some type of way that I just can’t explain.
Well I did feel expensive considering the price we purchased it but to me it’s a bit overhyped. First time I had it was at a club and all I know is I left the place with the bottle of champagne still sipping even while it was empty. Was I drunk or was I not drunk, till today I have no idea.

Cognac

The only brand of cognac I’ve ever had is Martell and it truly is delicious when mixed with coke.
I had this drink for the first time ever at the club and unlike others, it makes me want to dance. 😆
In fact I did dance and thankfully I was with my friend so we were both tipsy and while I danced, she followed suit immediately.
In essence, cognac just makes me goofy and I kinda like it. If I’m ever in a situation to choose a drink that’ll make me loosen up, cognac would be the champion.

Lastly, Whiskey.

Why is it that no matter how much you dilute whiskey, nothing can stop it from knocking you out.
To me, this is probably The Godfather of alcohol because each time I’ve had whiskey, I always get drunk drunk. I can’t remember my first experience with whiskey but my most recent experience, it made me stay up throughout the night till the next day with enough energy to build a house.
Whisky gives the mixture of everything, it makes me energetic to dance, sing, loosen up and it boosts my confidence too!
So it’s safe to say whiskey might be my cocaine. Then it eventually leaves me with heavy migraine.

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