RE: LOLZ Dividends Report for 8/8/2025

Hey, look at me! I am making my debut on your report.

To celebrate, I thought I'd take a try a crafting a lame joke for the LOLZ joke rotation. Here goes:

Did you hear about the wild joke that was making the rounds on the Internet?
It fell into a joke harvester and is now a lame joke in the LOLZ rotation.

!ALIVE

PS: I am shedding crocodile tears for the person I kicked off the list.