My Funny Birthday Experience: Messages and Online Trolling

Birthday parties are really enjoyable. It is a day set aside to recognize your existence; more accurately, it is your International Day. Birthdays are so fantastic, they may be one of the funniest days of your life. I recently celebrated my birthday, and I would want to tell you about an amusing experience I had.

My birthday was on June 5th, and despite my lack of enthusiasm, it went off without a hitch. It felt like a routine day was in store. My family and friends, I am sure, had different plans for me.I had been counting down the minutes on the clock the night before my birthday. As the clock struck 12 a.m., I smiled. "Hooray, it's my birthday!" I exclaimed to myself.

So I went to bed early and made sure my phone was on Airplane Mode, knowing the kind of friends I had. My pals, on the other hand, lack common sense as they could call me just to disrupt my sleep. I awoke after saying my morning prayers. The rest was history as I turned on my data. Following that, the following events occurred.

WHATSAPP MESSAGES

You know when you are expecting someone to wish you a good happy birthday message. In this corner of the world, things are a little different. On my birthday, this was the first message I read:

He wished me long life and prosperity but he was more concerned about wishing me "Big Ass"...I tried processing why he wants me to see many Big Àss....I deserve more than this clowns reminding me that I am single and could need Big Àss around me, what made it worse was I had just finished praying and I read that, Satan was probably waiting😹😹

MY REACTION:

The next clown to send me a message was @milroz

I deserve better than this on my birthday, I just kept wondering how met these useless set of friends in my life..Not even a prayer of something good...😭😭😭
This is only in Nigeria you see your close friends wishing you birthday messages like this..

MY REACTION:

"Happy Womb Escape, Kenechukwu.. Wishing you more life," read the most agonizing message I received.

MY REACTION:

What do you mean???...I was kidnapped for nine months, it is fucking childbirth😭😭 not a battle to escape from the womb...

BIRTHDAY GO-FUND ME NOW!

People may now compose a wishlist of stuffs they want and post it on their birthdays, making them more exciting. It is like to a small GoFundMe, but in a more elegant way.
I did not have a wishlist, but my birthdays are always like Go-fund-me fundraisers.

It seems as though my pals are listening to a voice saying, "@gone-hive is back to ask for your financial assistance, nothing is too small or large to send.".I am always receiving free money from friends, relatives, and even strangers.

"Send Aza" denotes that you should "send your account number"... These are the kinds of messages that aggravate my testicles. Those four words have been shown to help those who are depressed or sad.... In a heartbeat, I sent my account number and received a credit alert.More messages like these came in, and I felt like I'd opened a GoFundMe account...
I got out my calculator to calculate the entire amount of money received, and then I heard

A FEW MOMENTS LATER:

DRAGGING ME WITH THROWBACKS.

If there is something I know very well about my friends is the fact that they would never hesitate to use any opportunity to drag you online.. My birthday was not different, as they dug up my old Pictures and posted online with different captions
The funny part was I don't even have those pictures on my phone. I just kept wondering how they found it..They saved it for years just waiting for the perfect time to use it in dragging my ass on my birthday

The caption on the post read-

"Happy birthday to the first man to cover his both legs in response to foolishness, and professional fool, bag of weed sitting pretty like the Queen"

MY REACTION:

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