Web3 ghost
What's the worst case if you are single, your mind bleeds and your heart sleeps when you watch others in a relationship. Movies don't give you entertainment, what they offer you is grief that is why you are sleepless while being alone at night. Who are ghosts? I guess they are the single ones who didn't get a chance to hear "I love you too babe". People say that male ghoots prey on beautiful ladies. Who have long hair (I don't have ) who wear red( I am allergic to red) and who use romance perfume ( I use kingtox for safety 😝). So I didn't have the chance to be in such an imaginative relationship. I thought, what if I become female ghoots to prey on well-off guys. So here are the meetups.
The crypto holders;
The rich love doesn't disappoint you, so I scrolled to the list and found a guy who is having a grip on crypto. Luckily there was a vacant seat in his heart too. When I knocked the door he responded "I am already busy ayesha "🙄 how did he knew it was me. Was I already ruling his mind? I took his phone and saw he was watching the film "ek villain" and that ayesha penetrated into his heart. My bad I didn't have such looks to fascinate him. I returned sadly as assets of @dlmmqb were not in my control. Grapes are sour.
Among the neighbours;
Should I visit the neighbours, not a bad idea as they will welcome me as a ghost even without a passport and visa. A non expensive trip lol. Wait who is this face behind the screen. Oh it's @mahirabdullah . I changed my voice into Shreya and started singing bangla songs. He was not watching me, I waved my long hair (I used a wig) again but it had no effect at all. He jumped with utmost joy and I giggled for success. But wait he was watching football match🤥 already having a girlfriend in this form. I was almost leaving till I heard "hey don't forget to participate in our next hl-exclusive contest". I wanted to hit him hard till I saw his slim anaconda body. A single twist around me was going to break my rib cage.
I knocked on the door of @bhattg but his sleepy eyes frightened me. So I moved back as I guessed that his ghost is also swirling about lol. Before I was leaving I saw a strange thing on his table. It was a meditation pose kung fu panda I wanted to grab and almost did it. But his grave voice froze my hands and I left while hauling my frozen body in the traffic of Mumbai.
The last option;
I had no further choice then this guy, might be if I had I would move on 🤫 he was taking swings in the cradle of mood swings when I prevailed. His eyes were dizzy just like he had drunk all the love portion. "Come on ayesha, my ghost has already been waiting for you since the recent comment. Why are you so shy? Come sit right there". When I saw the seat it was a hole. It's a meme hole he replied. "You will love to have its visit "😐 before I would respond he grabbed my hand and wow I was among the meme town. I found Elon musk on each wall. Shit coin and bitcoin rolling all the streets. "@idksamad78699 , how much time do you spend here"? I asked him. "The time I found after wasting on Netflix series "😬 how much busy he is wow. This is called single life perks. I left In hurry as I heard mom yelling. My ghost left me in seconds as the authority matters 🤭.
(Sorry for tagging you guys, but I found all of you more worthy for being tagged in this hilarious post )
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Haha so hilarious!
You'll be a really interesting ghost especially with the kind of preys you'll be having.
I didn't know male ghosts have such taste of girls to prey on... Thank goodness we're same in the things we like 😂
To think that I saw a ghost movie that made this also true... So hilarious.
Haha I wouldn't be able to formulate it if I wouldn't be in the shoes of this ghost 👻 lol. These are some superstitions on how to keep ghosts away 😉 so I implemented it 😜
Haha that's a good move from you
Hahaha this was an entertaining read!
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Hahaha LMAO.
Wait a minute... "The last Option" whops
Yep True. I was almost lost alone in my Meme town !LOL
Literally Just came here after finishing an episode of Netflix series... 🤣
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Haha, who told me 😅 you told me or I told you never mind. I didn't left you alone there 🤣 you came back with me might be your ghost was wandering there lol.
Which series did you finish 😂 I am having free time too. Good to see your response. By the way, your post was the motive to write this sequel. !LUV
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Hqhq, Ayesha Caring about other Ghosts dayum Noice.
Ain't finished yet watching Dahmer, The Empress 😂
May or response na dun ab ya to hona nhi na 🥺🤝 !LUV
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Ahan hopefully Dahmer wouldn't be dramatic 😂 well ap k comment hosla dety 😆 k zinda dill log v hain 🤪
ha,ha,ha,ha how hard it is to be a ghost and you ended up scared 😆.
I don't know what I would do being a ghost or if I would even know, but I know who I should visit.
Haha, you should visit your loved ones or might-be foes 🤣 to scare or love them lol. I visited these people as I wanted to know about the life behind the screen. But found nothing 😅
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The last time I heard this was when I gave a treat to my male friend jo bechara pichle 6 mahine se bhooka tha. Does that make me a ghost as well? 🤣
You've written a masterpiece tbh. A comedic genius xD
Haha it depends 😂 agr ap ko yeh alfaz itna sa kam krny pr milty to ap zindagi bhar bhoot nhi takrain gy 😆
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I was excited to read @mahirabduallah and @bhattg comments but looks like, I am not single but also lonely in comment section!
Haha, I was also anticipating some response but feeling the same as you lol. Glad to see you here 😉😁
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People did not always love the ghost 😂
But ghosts always love the people 😁 parallel world
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This got me laughing so hard. But you guessed the situation pretty well 😂
Now a days, I'm enjoying your comedy contents. These are really worthy to read. Your level of creativity stonks ⚡
Wow, you jumped 😜 I felt the little earthquake. Was the hole created if yes them which mineral could be found lol. I formulated this while I was half sleepy 🙂 have a great week ahead 💙