NIGHT OF LAUGHTER, SEASON 3. No Coming of Santa to Nigeria.

Hello my dear friends from across the planet, how are we doing tonight, happy New Year Celebration to you all, and Easter in advance. Eh eh eh, yes I said it, I know what am saying. Hahahahahahaha.

Am now in my new year in case you don't know. So many people are waiting for me to buy them Christmas gifts, do I look like Santa Claus? That remains me, I have a special announcement for people who live in the country called Nigeria hmmmmmmmm please pay special attention to the following announcement.

Special Announcement to Nigerians

This information is coming from the table of the secretary of Santa Claus.

We sincerely want to apologize to the citizens of Nigeria that we will not be able to visit the schools and the children at their parties this 2023 Christmas celebration due to the following reasons that will be stated below.

1, Due to the rate of fuel price increments and hardship in Nigeria, our horses are very scared of bringing Santa Claus to Nigeria because the last horse that was sent to come and investigate the road and the people in Nigeria, did not come back home with a good report. She was raped by a male goat that is all over the country, her tail was cut off by the unknown gunmen, they thought is a monkey tail so that they can drink it. Hahahahah..
She also came back with malaria A +++ due to the rate of mosquitoes that attacked her on the way because they saw that she was a white horse and they perceived a lot of blood in her body.

2, Most parents don't have the money to take their children to Christmas parties so all they prefer doing is to use the money to buy Christmas songs and cook rice for their children to eat at home after they have concluded the 6-6 dry fasting on that Christmas day.🧐 Hahahahaha...

So for these reasons, we will not be able to come to Nigeria this Christmas. But any Santa Claus you see in Nigeria, know that is your people that put on the clothes that were designed like the clothes of the original Santa Claus.

• How to know them.

They will put on the clothes and will use a belt to keep the trousers from falling because of their size.

They will use big classes to cover their eyes so that children will not run away by knowing who they truly are.

They will put on stockings and cover shoes because they can afford the money to buy the original shoe.

They will not come out to dance with the children at their school party, they will just sit in one place because if they try to dance, the children may pull off their bears and they will quickly recognize that he is one of their school teachers that is putting on Uncle Santa Claus clothes. Hahahahhaa wahala go bost by then "They will be a problem".

Ye ye ye

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When I heard this news I was so happy because I will just be at home watching Home Alone with a glass of pink wine all through Christmas day and I will make sure I paste on my door, BEWARE OF DOGS so that children will not come knocking on my door. hahaha hahaha

Please do share this information around the world so that they will know what Nigeria is going to experience this Christmas so that they can come and carry all the children from Nigeria before the Christmas season. Make them for enjoying life small hahahahahahaha....

Thanks and thank you very much, I remember anything you call me. See you in the next season of the NIGHT OF LAUGHTER

THANK GOD THAT I WAS ABLE TO DELEGATE 10 HP TO the @comedyopenmic community and a 10% payout of this post is also assigned to the community.

Please if you are clapping for me or you are laughing at me for my little delegation, you can laugh and clap better because is not easy for me to make 20% of my 59 HP in total as a delegation hahaha hah..... If you want me to increase my delegation, that is to say, you need to vote more on my post because if I can delegate 20% of 59 Hp, when I have 1000 Hp how much do you think I will delegate.... Hahahahahahana

Let the laughter keep on going........