NIGHT OF LAUGHTER, SEASON 4. FOOTBALL FAN.

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Hello friends, am I back again, Haha Please somebody should ask me, "Where are you coming from". Hahaha, it's a long story, my dear friends.

I have been working on and off the earth but please no nobody should call me Devil hahaha. I have been listening to the funny individual who lives on the earth's surface.

Please just take a cup of coffee or cocaine as you listen aloud to the updates I have for you all. Laughter is a medicine that is not sold in the pharmacy but in all so many people don't like laughing when am preaching in the stadium..... Please be free to laugh away your kidneys and let all stone in it fall out of your anus.

TAKE A SAT

Hello, hello, hello please take a sat with anybody of your choice, it can be your landlord's wife, daughter, X boyfriend or girlfriend but please don't sit alone so that your neighbors will not think that you are becoming a newbie madman hahaha. Because when they hear you laughing and screaming, they will know that you are with somebody and some of them will think that you are making love.

This morning I went out to change my phone in a place where people come to pay and get their phone chargers. As I was there well suited as a gentle soul, two men came to plug their phones and they were quarreling about football clubs "Chelsea and Man-U", one of them was saying that "Chelsea" is the best club so far and that he has been a fan for about 25 years, and he went far to say that one of the benefits of being a Chelsea fan, that he had not fallen sick for the past 25years.

I couldn't hold myself anymore, the laugh that I was holding for the past 700 years now, immediately came out of my ass and my month, because the matas shock me o..

Please you people should help me to judge this man's case because I am still thinking about what he said. Please do drop your comments for me to know what's on your mind.

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Before I go, please take a deep look at this man Tommy, and tell me how many months of pregnancy is because today, we don't know the difference between a pregnant woman and her husband anymore because all have sinned and become pregnant with many things.

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Thanks for watching this season of laughter. I sincerely appreciate you all and i remain your host, MC Black.

Special sacrifice, 10% to @comedyopenmic community.

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That Chelsea man is not serious.
Somebody that before and after each game, he'd be having severe heart burns😂

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Chai, so you're walking about like the devil representative abi?

Hahaha, honestly, last week, I saw one young man walking on the street with his pregnant wife. But I wondered who really is pregnant between the both because the man's stomach was even bigger than that of the wife

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Na you Sabi oooh 🤣🤣🤣 the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know ooo...

Hahahaha pregnant man 🤣🤣🤣🤣 let them be pregnant until the day of delivering 😂😂

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Hope you're not one of them?

If yes, let me know so as to prepare in advance for your labour

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Hahahaha 🤣🤣😅🤣 I do workout naaa 🤣🤣🤣 am safe

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Please source your images, are they yours? state it

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They are my original images I took yesterday... Thanks for you concern

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Fan's see football with immense love and affection, you might think the man who came to plug his phone was lying, the love he had for Chelsea might save him from illness, and that's because he love Chelsea as he loves himself, I want to try and be like him in the future.

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it can be your landlord's wife, daughter, X boyfriend or girlfriend but please don't sit alone so that your neighbors will not think that you are becoming a newbie madman hahaha.

Just imagine the advise 😂
Sit with any of these people at your own risk. I no de🤧😂

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hahahaha 😂🤣🤣 I will involve you to the fight ooh☺️☺️☺️😂

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Just say you want them to beat me🤧🤧

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I thought you are a spirit 👀👀👀👀, can they catch you?

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Erm..um..don't put words in my mouth. When did I say I was a spirit nau???😩

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Hahaha Dose that worship God must worship him in spirit 👀👀👀

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Hehe, Chelsea are not a serious football club 😂
Their fans can be very Loud too, they will soon be after my life now

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