Clown warmongering

I don't know about the rest of the world but if you're living in Eastern Europe you are constantly bombarded with news about the escalating situation between my vodka loving friends. There are more and more reports about how well the Russians are preparing to really get the show going, from field hospitals to huge supplies of hard liquor to keep their soldier nice and warm and also prevent them from alcohol withdrawal symptoms, because that shit is nasty.

Fortunately I don't live in Ukraine, which Putin might soon call Mykraine, but my country along with others in this shittier part of Europe still have memories of the Slavic hoards "liberating" us in WW2 and then installing oppressive regimes that lasted for more than 40 years. So it's understandable we're clenching our buts in anticipation of what the Russians might do, especially if they don't stop their rush ( see what I did there? ) until they reach our border. Fortunately I'm a bit old to get drafted but that's an asset when it comes to the scary clowning factor if you thinking about it.

Some might imagine that they're chad crypto traders living on the other side of the ocean and this won't possibly affect them, but I like to remind everybody that us Europeans are pretty good at starting a giant world encompassing shit storm, I mean just look at the last world wars. When supreme leaders throw a temper tantrum you never know how far they will go before they finally calm their tits down.

If this whole thing blows over I hope we can go back to our usual "wen moon" selves, but if that doesn't happen, you'd better get your popcorn ready cause it will be a once in a lifetime crap fest.

Ps: I hope you'll enjoy all the puns I sprinkled in, I felt very "punny" when I wrote this :P