Pump Jesus

I memed about the markets being boring on Sunday and come Monday we were already enjoying some nice Hive price action. You can call me Pump Jesus for now on because I sacrifice myself on the altar of shenanigans to bring you sweet gains in the most troubling of bear markets. And of course I'll take 10% of your yearly revenue because this spiritual stuff ain't for free you know. What's with the 10% I hear you ask, I mean if it was good enough for the people in the Bible 2000 years ago, it's good enough today in my book. Why change a good racket when it's tried and tested ?

Getting back to more worldly things, I managed to convert some Hive to HBD during this short lived pumped, because the Koreans played nice and didn't dump within the first few hours. So I managed to get back from work and scored about 160 HBD. Not my proudest conversion but I figured this might be the last chance for such a maneuver before the long bear winter really sets in. Farming... I mean earning HBD has proven very slow this past couple of months so I wanted to get my hands on more pseudo stable thingies so I could enjoy more of that sweet 20% APR, and when the time comes I'll convert all of it to a buttload of cheap Hive ( hopefully ). In order not to miss other similar opportunities I'll try to keep some open conversion orders from now on, even though they expire at some point and I have to reset them which kind of annoys me for some reason.

Good thing I always keep some liquidity around even though it was Hive power up day and it felt a bit wrong selling on that particular day. I guess my pump conjuring powers could use a bit of tweaking in the timing department.

Ps: for those that don't know a racket is "the extortion of money from legitimate business people by threat or violence" - kind of tells you what I think about certain religious institutions.