When the blockchain buffoon reaches rep 69

I've been quietly waiting to reach reputation 69 for a very long time, and yesterday it finally happened so I started gathering the dankest and most ridiculous 69 memes on the interwebs to share with you. Of course they have received the trademark crypto clown spin in order to make them extra lol inducing. It would have been epic to gather 69 memes for this special occasion but that would have also been one hell of a commitment. For some time I floated several different ideas like publishing 69 separate posts, each containing one 69-themed meme for 69 days or something but that would have gotten old really fast and it wouldn't have been funny past like day 3. So I think doing a "best of" meme compilation is the best way of both celebrating and also making sure people have at least of few giggles. Let the show begin:

I'm more of a - brushing my teeth - kind of guy, but as long as your mouth doesn't stink of "other body parts", who I am to tell you what to do ?

Knowing your way around the local "attractions" is always useful if you want to have a special celebration.

I'm no legal expert but I'm pretty sure you are legally obliged to say "nice" every time you see 69. Who said laws can't be fun ?

Because I had a lot going on in August I forgot to celebrate my 5 year blockchain anniversary. So this post will have to do I guess :P. The strange looking thing on the left is a character from the movie Cloudy with a chance of meatballs and the strange looking thing on the right is Tekashi 69, a rapper that's more like a real life meme than anything else. I thought I would find more 69 memes about it him but unfortunately this template was the only one I considered to be funny. I have to give it to him for his commitment to the 69 thing, that's one way to take clowning to the next level. Don't think he'll ever find a job in retail if the rapper gig goes down the toilet though :P

I wish we could have a meme-ing community on Hive that's as dank as the ones on reddit or even danker, but that's many memes away I think. In the mean time I'll keep the shenanigans going and try to make Hive Hilarious again :D

When I see memes like these I'm glad I don't post stuff about my real life on social media. Although when I'll turn 69 I might make an exception. In the case of this nice "young" lady would you smash or pass ?

I think everybody has a place in mind where they would want to live or at least visit. Maybe in my search of silly memes I just found mine :)

I was fortunate enough to not have had jobs that absolutely sucked donkey balls. But you can definitely find a way to make your time at work more enjoyable if you put your mind to it. And I may have found a new way to have fun in hardware stores.

That's about it for this 69 meme special. Hope you had some good laughs and maybe even some good ideas to spice things up in the bedroom. Is there such thing as a cupid-clown? :P