Swipe Left if.....
I just recently reactivated my Tinder Account, more for fun then actually trying to meet anyone. I noticed a trend of these girls telling me to swipe left if this and that etc.
So here's my list for these picky ladies:
Swipe Left if:
You have a Mask photo
There's a photo of you wearing your mask on your chin, you stupid chin diaper idiot
You have an "I'm Vaccinated" sticker on your profile photo, so what? you can still get and spread covid even if you're double vaxxed and triple boosted
Have an "Immunity Together" sticker on your profile, at this point that is a nonsensical belief
You have no body photos, you're not fooling anyone
You have Duck Lips
Every single photo of you is from above at the same angle with the same face
You have a small annoying barking yippy dog
Every single photo is of you airborne, hanging from a silk rope, skydiving, jumping off a cliff and jumping on a trampoline. I want someone that lays down
Has annoying kids
Has a Snapchat address in your profile
Is a Liberal
You're a foodie, we all eat food
Mountain Climber
You have a Septum Piercing, you look like a bull and I know boogers get caught up in that shit
Have height requirements
Your selfies are all of you looking into your phone
Have just a photo of Flowers and no other photos
Have a Russian name, I know you're fake
You're a tranny
A woman that looks like a guy
You're 1st photo is a bunch of girls and I hope you're the hot one butt when I scroll to the next photo I am disappointed
You take a photo next to a horse and you like alike
You have a stupid Boomerang Video clip
Are a smoker
Every photo is of you drinking
You're more than 40 miles from me
Have your age wrong and then say you made a typo
Have tattoos of babies that look like aliens
Have Tattoo's of dates and Roman Numerals so you can explain why these dates are important to you.... I don't care
If you say you live in Miami butt don't actually live in Miami
And finally, swipe left if you can't handle a big meaty girthy cock
I'm sure there's more butt I can't think of anymore at the moment.
Otherwise swipe right and let's meet up
girls have a lot to choose from so they put forth a lot of crappy conditions. Just search for the economics of tinder on youtube, it will open your eyes on some issues
Tinder bores me!
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Also swipe left if..
You don't think farts are funny
swipe left, butt wipe front to back