The massive erection

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It's hard and thrusts straight upward, an imposing shaft that is admired, desired and much sought-after by so many...and yet so few shall ever attain it and revel in its glorious shafty erect hardness.


I didn't like school very much; it just went too slowly for me.

Primary school wasn't too bad I suppose, but high school went at a sail's pace - I mean the pace at which the teaching happened - and I often found myself feeling quite bored after having completed my tasks reasonably quickly...and then I tuned out completely.

I did pretty well at school mostly, got reasonable grades, but there was never any danger of me scoring at the top level for grades...except in three subjects at which I especially excelled!

I consistently scored A+ grades in three specific subjects

Physics, mathematics and chemistry...were not those three subjects.

Economics, geography and history...were also not those subjects.

No, those subjects were for the dum dums and I operated on a much higher level

The three subjects in which I excelled and scored the highest grades in were recess, lunch-time and home-time.

I consistently scored the triumvirate of A+ scores...an A+ in recess, an A+ in lunch-time and a fucken A+ at home-time for fucken years y'all!

That record stands to this day at that school - one of the city's most prestigious private schools - and there's a bronze statue of me erected in front of the school library (the library was also named after me) which sits at the end of a wide poplar-tree-lined boulevard that also bears my name to mark my scholastic deeds.

Beneath the statue is a plaque that reads:

This massively big and hard erection was slowly inserted to this location to commemorate the academic deeds of a paragon of learning and his dedication to the pursuit of educational excellence in the subjects of recess, lunch-time and home-time; a feat that shall never be replicated. Long may this erection stand prominently, and never shall it soften.

I know right? Powerful words.


You'll never attain such a hard and shafty erection, I'm certain of it however, although you may have attained educational excellence of your own and if so, or even if you're a dumb fuck but have a good story to tell, do so in the comments below. What were your best and worst subjects at school and why?



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Wait wait wait this is actually NOT a porn post?? Damn

At primary school I was on average, not bad, not the best, I can say i only liked history and English, I fucking hated French and art because there at art you gotta paint and draw perfectly to get a good mark and it wasn't my thing

At high school, I was the best in the class not because I became super smart, but the rest of the class was way above average and chaotic that professors asked my parents if I wanted to change class, I said no, I had fun there, I still liked history, English and It... others sometimes used to steal class tests and submitted to me for a solution to be shared to everyone and get to the rest already prepared, you will tell me it's not ethic I'll tell you yes, but that had a secondary yet very important point, made people be in debt, networking, made them be dependent on me, like this I was never bullied even once at high school ragardless of having the best scores... I ended high school with highest grade, the teacher said "it is needed at least one student gets out with the best score, otherwise means as teachers we suck"

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They needed you to do their work huh? Could have been a good business for you!

Did you actually like school? I didn't really enjoy it much, not consistently anyway.

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yeah i was necessary as they couldn't solve the problems by themselves so they were the arm (stealing the test from profs) and me the brain (giving the solutions), i'm talking about the tests tough not the normal homeworks, that's true i could have asked for money 😂 but at the highschool influence and respect were good enough rewards

i liked primary school, highschool so and so, it was fun the chaos others used to do in the class, the jokes and such, but some subjects were boring like crap like half of them

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I just found it all too slow and boring (high school) and switched off most of the time I guess. I think the teachers took it as me being a dumbass...I wasn't though.

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what you studied at high school? here high schools have specializations, it's not a generic high school, you can have humanistic one, IT one, mechanical one and so on... if it's like that maybe the specialization was too easy, you could suited something harder, i went to one of the hardest one, so the graduation would have high value

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I did all the usual stuff like physics and chemistry, mathematics, English, economics and all. I also studied Latin and German...hated German but was good at Latin. What bored me was the pace at which the teaching happened.

Anyway, I know a thing or two about a thing or two...I've had an incredibly successful life and I credit high school for none of it.

You say, you went to the hardest one.

I bet you saw many hard and massive erections huh? 😁

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Sounds a sort of humanistic oriented school... Yea same here, in the end of the day for life or work school was useless, work world is totally different and practice

Haha yeah a lot 😂

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Long live massive hard erections!

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My best subject was English language and I had A on my English during the exam, my worst subject was geography because I didn't like the geography teacher, he was too tall and intimidating, I hate stories about things I don't really know wether they exist or not.

I wasn't a good student during my primary school because I was mommy's girl so all through I will cry and the teacher will send me back home, but during primary six, I got brave and better.

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It's interesting how people have such differing experiences; I guess people get out of it commensurate to what they put into it.

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That's why there will be lots of F9 in such subjects because low effort leads to low results.

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I feel you aced SE too🤣

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I learned that at thirteen and practiced a lot. Still practicing a lot.

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What I liked most about school was that I could skip a couple of classes or a whole day. You had to know how to do it without anyone finding out. On winter mornings, I would go to the warm library and leaf through magazines and encyclopedias. And then, when the computer club opened, I would go play computer games and watch movies. Pleasant memories.

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You certainly had it worked out, nice one!

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I was reading and thinking to myself... which subjects will they be? Then I smiled! They are very good subjects.

I studied a lot, my strength was perseverance, because I had to repeat things many times to memorise them, but I achieved a grade point average of 9.48 in secondary school. One of my favourite subjects was logic and art, although I also liked literature. I got 10 in those... and in others. Want to know my lowest grade? English, but I got a 7!

At break time, I was a nerd! I used it to review my lessons!😂

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A 10 in literature?

I bet you saw some massive erections huh?

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Yes!!! 10 in literature, math, logic, physics, chemistry, art, psychology, and more!! And I saw some huge erections!!! Yes!!🤣

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In primary school, I was a student who got high grades in almost all subjects and studied quite a bit. My parents were pretty strict (they still are), but in high school, I learned to be less of a top student. My favorite subjects were what we call physical education here (sports); I learned to skip some classes to participate in sports competitions, and I even played chess just to avoid taking Spanish, Literature, and other boring subjects like Labor Education (which was about doing crafts and useless things).

Good memories! Still, I managed to finish in the top 3; I don't know how, but I did. And well, in pre-university, since I knew I wanted to study medicine and that career is free here, I decided to focus on learning other things and enjoying life outside of school (which bored me quite a bit). As you can see, I wasn't exactly an exemplary student 😅

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I wasn't too bad at phys. ed. myself (sports) and after recess, lunch and home time it was my best subject. I even had a PE teacher who was worthy of massive hard erections. I liked PE. 😁

managed to finish in the top 3

Ok, with results like this I reckon you got your own massive erection right? I mean a statue raised in your honour of course. (Not really)

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My massive erection (not really) came on graduation day.

I had a teacher who hated me, the oldest teacher; I represented everything she didn’t want to see in students.

But that day, she had to acknowledge me for being among the top students and for my athletic merits. Her expression was quite a sight; she didn’t hide it at all. But I didn’t care; I was just having fun, being young after all 😅

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I reckon that day you gave yourself your own massive erection for a job well done!

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Seeing Physics, Mathematics I was happy, then came Chemistry! And when the sentence finished, there was a smile, which turned into laughter after learning the subjects. 🤣🤣🤣

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Laughter and learning...seems a good mix.

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Band was probably the easiest, but it was pretty much an easy A for everyone as long as you bothered to show up. I'd guess that math or science were the hard ones, but it was mostly because I would rush through the content and not take my time when we had tests.

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Bandwas beast huh? So, everyone in the band got a massive erection?

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In one way or another... There were some hotties in band!

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You just had to huh?

Hahahaha

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Figured why the fuck not. 😏

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I know it's hard for you to NOT make these puns. 😁

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One must stroke the funny bone now and then.

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🤣🤣🤣 To a climax of applause no doubt!

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What a title! My best subject in school was Maths and my worst subject was English. Somehow I just struggled with English, be it language or the exams, and I used to get teased by teachers that my standard of English was quite bad. Fortunately I didn't get discouraged along the way and now I am able to speak and write decently.

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Your teachers teased you...they sound like cunts. It seems you do English quite well now, unless you use a translator.

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You flatter me. Haha I don't use a translator. I think it helps when English is used all the time during work meetings and emails, and I get to see how people talk, how people write, so naturally, I get the hang of it.

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That's the way to do it, better than letting AI do it for you and learning nothing.

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You chose the three best subjects to excel in! I never received a massive erection in school nor any bronze statues☹️...I did, however, cause a couple massive erections😆

I did well in school...history, French, and geography were my best and favorite subjects. I loved geography and all these years later it doesn't do me a damned bit of good as they've changed the names of so many countries, chopped some in little pieces and gave them each a name and the map no longer gels with the geography of my school days lol.

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I reckon many massive erections occured back in your day, poor lads wanted what they could have or didn't know what to do with probably. Poor fuckers. 🥴

So much of what we did in school was pointless. I loved history and still do so that's something, but learning trigonometry hasn't helped me at all despite the teachers saying I had to learn it.

Anyway, the dumb fucks at school now know fuck all, they just ask AI for answers and they get it. Everyone knows everything without having to put in any effort. A world of mediocrity.

So, caused some boners huh? I bet you were a minx! 🤣

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I didn't care for any of the math classes. I did well, but like you have never used any of that type of math. History was great though.

Phht...no minx here lol...I actually stayed pretty much to myself and I didn't fit in with the hotties, the jocks, the nerds, or the brainiacs. I was just me lol

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Yeah, you just went around minding your own business leaving massive erections in your wake. I'd expect no less. 😁

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lol I sure wasn't looking back to check!

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All those lads with no relief for their wood. Suckers!

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I'm sure there were plenty of places to plant their wood! Probably even some fertile planting holes lol.

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